Olufsen & Bang

Not the high-end audio technology people.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Why you always stare at phone. Why not look up, see wonder of world, see people.
OLUFSEN: OK fine, what should I look at.
BANG: For example Bang spill gravy on shirt look like poo.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: These headamaphones broke, wire fall off.
OLUFSEN: Bang those are wireless headphones.
BANG: Yes broken why you not listen deaf?

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Why we not make fan.
OLUFSEN: We make audio equipment like speakers Bang, fans are a quite different technology.
BANG: Fan just speaker go round and round.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: How electricity work?
OLUFSEN: Well, the flow of electric charge produces a current which ..
BANG:
OLUFSEN: Um, ok, so there's positively charged protons and negatively charged electrons ..
BANG:
OLUFSEN: It is magic lightning.
BANG: Ah Bang see.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Bang not believe land on moon, fake by NASCAR.
OLUFSEN: Bang you have to stop watching YouTube.
BANG: That just what C&A want you to say.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Bang on twitter now and that the tea.
OLUFSEN: Good I'm glad you're joining in.
BANG: OK listen up Bang stan discourse and that Bang TED talk.
OLUFSEN: I'm not sure this is good for you Bang.
BANG: You canceled.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

@Isabelwriter @mutablejoe Bang still big just twitter got small

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Bang got new rules.
OLUFSEN: Really, what are they.
BANG: One, not pick up phone, always bad. Two, not let anyone in. Always bad too. Bang got new rules, Bang count them. Think three.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Trick or treat!
OLUFSEN: Ha ha, ok, trick.
BANG: Look just give Bang sweet that how this work, why you complicate.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Still up work?
OLUFSEN: You ever get so involved in a problem that you can't rest until you solve it?
BANG: Sometime when eat Pringle.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: What listen.
OLUFSEN: Shostakovich, 5th symphony. I enjoy the ambivalent tonality.
BANG: Bang like music shake ass Bang ass not shake.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Bang examine finances.
OLUFSEN: How are we doing?
BANG: Some number big, some number small. Not many sevens. Hard to say.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

OLUFSEN: What's the matter Bang?
BANG: Bang make 3 toast then make another toast but toaster already warm so 3 toast 4 toast disappoint.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Bang go bath now. Take an offload Bang feet. Have some Bang time.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Bang try watch Bladerunner get confused.
OLUFSEN: Well it tackles difficult ideas about what's real.
BANG: No Bang get lost in cinema.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Bang sorry late.
OLUFSEN: Again, you own the company, you don't have to apologise.
BANG: Train delayed.
OLUFSEN: Also you live here.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: Bang carve pumpkin. Not allow knife, use spatula. And not have pumpkin, use mango.
OLUFSEN: So you've squashed a mango with a spatula.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: How wireless headamaphones work?
OLUFSEN: Bluetooth. They transmit data over ISM band UHF by ... magic.
BANG: Ah, magic, understand.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

BANG: What mean 4K TV?
OLUFSEN: It means it has 3840 by 2160 ..
BANG: But it still Countryfile?
OLUFSEN: Still Countryfile.
BANG: OK good.

[Olufsen & Bang @OlufsenAndBang]

OLUFSEN: Stop doing that.
BANG: Stop doing that.
OLUFSEN: Please.
BANG: Please.
OLUFSEN: This neodymium is delicate.
BANG: This nee .. fine.