Men,
A business is not about money,
If you prioritise:
- Money, it will fail.
- Solutions, it will grow.
The seed is within us,
It is upon us to grow it and fulfil its purpose.
"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth."
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
✌️
It is a wrap,
It is time to address the Men's Assembly in Nyeri.
When men gather together in the moonlit village, it is not because of the moon.
We come together because it is good for kinsmen to do so.
Refuse to be a GENIUS.
Be a MAN.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Good morning,
Welcome to #MasculinitySaturday,
DECEMBER EDITION.
This is our weekly assembly,
— Of MEN
— By MEN
— For MEN
As our tradition, register your attendance by marking the register.
Where are you following from?
Which country, county, and town or village?
Men,
You can date, sleep and marry women older than you.
They are mature!
They have mature eggs, therefore healthy babies.
In fact, the older [45 and above], the better.
"Amerix hubamba mafala."
"Amerix excites fools."
YOU ARE A GENIUS.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
About BODY-COUNTS:
A woman with more body-counts is the best.
She has a degree in dick-management,
A master's in maturity,
A PhD in performance,
She is mature, has learnt her mistakes and is ready to settle.
Marry her.
YOU ARE A GENIUS.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
About alcohol,
If she is alcoholic, then she is not chaotic.
Avoid a woman who doesn't drink alcohol.
A drunk woman is sweet like wine.
She makes you fine.
She is mature and ready to shine.
Save her.
Marry her.
YOU ARE A GENIUS.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
If her past is chaotic and questionable,
Whom are you to judge?
Leave it to God.
She will change.
Save her, and Jesus will save you, too.
STIs are treatable, and HIV is manageable.
She is mature.
Marry her.
"Amerix ni fala."
YOU ARE A GENIUS
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Amerix and his followers are brainwashed,
Ati, "semen retention."
What sort of nonsense!
Ejaculate everywhere,
• On your hands
• On a soap
• Brothels
• In any hole, including the hole in the wall.
Amerix knows no shit.
YOU ARE A GENIUS
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Do you want people to respect you?
BECOME FAT.
You MUST be seen.
People will call you,
"Boss"
"Chairman"
"My leader"
Obesity is a sign of success.
Don't bother to live a healthy life.
What is diabetes?
We shall all die.
YOU ARE A GENIUS
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Fasting is for failures.
It is for broke boys.
OMAD is for jobless men.
Eat 6 meals a day.
It is your food.
Jesus fasted for 40 days but was crucified.
Pastors don't fast but have never been crucified.
Amerix & his followers are silly.
GENIUS
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
When your wife cheats,
Forgive her 77 times 77 times,
She was being misled by the devil.
Riswa!
Satan wants to spoil your marriage.
Her "thing" is not soap that it will lather away.
She is not infallible.
Forgive and forget.
YOU ARE A GENIUS
#MasculinitySaturday
Good morning.
Food determines not only how long you live, but how clearly you think.
Don't eat like a slave of impulses.
Be wise.
A wise man eats like a steward of purpose.
Eat clean to nourish your body.
Fast daily to cleanse your soul.
UNFAT!
#FoodFriday
Before you commit to a woman, visit the court and listen to murder cases and divorce cases, and the prison to speak to the inmates.
Your mind will wake up!
Modern men jump into marriage to quench their sexual thirst. They don't know what awaits them.
This is 2025, not 1925!
It is 2025,
Nobody should force you to marry.
Marriage is a resource-intensive institution.
The government encourages you to marry because:
• Marriage expands the tax base.
• Modern marriage is a contract between a man and the government.
• Your wife is a government agent (tax agent, probation officer and spy).
This means:
• More tax.
• More bills.
• Cheaper labour.
• Obedience
• Fewer protests against the state.
Marriage turns modern men into docile beings, tired, exhausted, and ultimately broke.
The system is scared of single men more than men in marriage, while married men are scared of a repressive regime, unlike single men, who have a pool of transmuted energy to tackle repression.
Therefore, before entering into marriage, ensure that your mental, physical, financial, and spiritual pillars are strong and sustainable.
It is 2025, not 1925!
Men,
Irrespective of your age, profession or career,
You should learn:
- Programming (in whatever language)
- Website development ( HTML, CSS, JavaScript)
- Data Science (start with Ms Excel)
- Machine learning
If you refuse, you will be replaced
#MasculinitySaturday