she/theyo kojima

the world's smartest catraccoondogdeerthing/MDNI/current status: dropping bricks on cars off a bridge/priv for oomfs: @dogatdusk

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@wlwt4t Mmmgh

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@wlwt4t The most beautiful women on earth make banging chicken parm

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@wlwt4t #liked

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@hytreqwq Right before winter is a ballsy move

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@snowless456 Need help getting up?

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@wlwt4t 🫂

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@wlwt4t Godspeed, twin

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@wlwt4t I wonder how far he can be hit with a baseball bat

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@hytreqwq Be my guest

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My mom has the same birthday as Ray Blanchard

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@hytreqwq That's just the tip of the iceberg

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I can't possibly imagine why comments are turned off on this ad

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A small part of me really hopes the production on the Roadster actually happens (even though ik it wont) because I just really want to see a video of someone annihilating a second story floor on accident in it

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Edging implies a degree of free-time and so is inherently bourgeois. Cranking it is proletarian, the working man’s orgasm.

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@hytreqwq No mom I'm popping a Tranny (Tranax)

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@Pastel_V2 Thief!

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I don't trust a man who gets too excited to play Frank N Furter in a shadowcast

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I have a resting affect that makes strangers ask if I’m okay

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@IsntAmbr This phenomenon has to be real, someone needs to study it