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@WUTangKids Shouldn’t have tried it. He had the high ground.

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@oftenuncommon Another shitty tweet that has to be promoted for anyone to see it. Great job!

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@bac37 @Sid_Seixeiro Another shitty tweet that has to be promoted for people to see it. Great job Brott!

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@NickAdamsinUSA Alpha Male = Afraid of Candy

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@SharkHand @Prof_RBW I’m reading the Decameron now and it is HORNY as all get out 😋😋😋

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@cjudalet lol love seeing that these shitty tweets are so powerful they have to be promoted to get any attention. Great job champ!

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@JovanTooGood The fact that this shitty tweet is promoted is hilarious to me.

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@TotallyAllen One of the few times I ever felt real joy.

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@WUTangKids Damn I didn’t know you could get a restraining order on pepper.

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@JetBlue I can’t seem to book a flight through your website at the moment. Keeps asking me to update my profile but then won’t let me, customer service phone number ends call every time I call. Help plz! 💙

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I am officially proposing a new, more user friendly week:

Saturday
Sunday
Double Sunday
Optional Tuesday
What’s Day?
Fergie’s Day
Friday +

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@77alanb77 @ThatEricAlper And every hour brings new delights!

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@SleepyCatten My gender is in my head lol I just got home and I’m not going anywhere

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@_A_Sanch Fantastic! Many congratulations, well deserved!!!

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@squidlyyy Good fur her.

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@whatkonnerth Damn I thought that was some crazy new weed

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@Leftist412 Somebody’s muthafuckin tea ball got snatched! Cops be like “tea time? Not on my watch!”

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@WhoresofYore This post inspired me to make my very own hot crossed dicks. Used a hot crossed bun recipe. They turned out pretty tasty!

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@pattonoswalt @FrankConniff @jonahray @JoelGHodgson @feliciaday @MST3K Hell yes!

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@AmericanAir f*cked up big time.
Rather than holding a flight for 5 min they chose to strand 20 passengers in Dallas after their own flight from Albuquerque was delayed. No customer service people to speak to. Luggage is on its way to Orlando. $12 meal voucher for 12h.