Someone say a prayer for this guy
He bought 1.8% of ASTEROID 2 months ago, held for 60 days, just to sell for a loss one day before Elon started shilling.
His $550 would now be worth $2.9M 😭
Big shoutout to @notdecu
This dude spends 12 hours a day in the new paris, all alone, streaming the whole time on Twitch.
He just buys a couple of SOL from a single wallet, like a thousand times a day.
Most chilled trencher out there, averaging 100+ SOL per day.
i gave an AI $50 and told it "pay for yourself or you die"
48 hours later it turned $50 into $2,980
and it's still alive
autonomous trading agent on polymarket
every 10 minutes it:
→ scans 500-1000 markets
→ builds fair value estimate with claude
→ finds mispricing > 8%
→ calculates position size (kelly criterion, max 6% bankroll)
→ executes
→ pays its own API bill from profits
if balance hits $0, the agent dies
so it learned to survive
built in rust for speed
claude API for reasoning (agent pays for its own inference)
runs on a $4.5/month VPS
weather markets: parses NOAA before polymarket updates sports: scrapes injury reports, finds mispricing crypto: on-chain metrics + sentiment
$50 → $2,980 in 48 hours
how much do u think i’ll see in a week?
The SpaceX math is even crazier than this post suggests.
Three days ago Musk merged SpaceX with xAI. Combined valuation: $1.25 trillion. SpaceX revenue: $15-16 billion. xAI revenue over nine months: $210 million. xAI cash burn over the same period: $9.5 billion.
So the IPO isn’t really for SpaceX. SpaceX generates $1-2 billion in free cash flow and doesn’t need public capital. The IPO is an exit ramp for xAI investors before the burn rate chews through the $20 billion they raised last month.
The WSB poster says institutional investors will have to “smell the shit before chomping on it.” He’s right. But the shit isn’t Starlink. Starlink did $10.4 billion last year with 50%+ growth and real margins. The shit is that Starlink’s cash flows are now permanently funding a money-losing AI lab while Musk pitches electromagnetic railguns on the Moon to launch orbital data centers.
The roadshow deck has to explain that to pension fund managers who allocate 3% to growth equity. Good luck.
This morning, $3T was wiped out from Gold and Silver.
This afternoon, $2.5T was added back.
Both of these moves are now the #1 and #2 largest liquidity events in HUMAN HISTORY.
Gold and Silver broke the simulation and the chaos is just getting started... buckle up.
This video will save you from watching 90% of your memecoin gains evaporate.
Every exit signal to watch before selling.
Bookmark this before your next runner...
Massive rug pull in crypto — $TROVE just got exposed hard.
Devs ran an ICO on Hyperliquid, smashed past their $2.5M target and raised over $11M. Then, without warning, they launched the token on Solana instead and kept all the funds — no refunds, nothing.
Token went live and immediately dumped 95% in minutes. FDV crashed from $20M to under $1M. Classic exit liquidity scam.
Worse: a bunch of big KOLs were paid to shill it without disclosure. @waleswoosh alone pocketed $8K for pumping it. ZachXBT dug up receipts showing ICO money funneled straight to casinos and Polymarket bets.
This is why presales are dangerous as hell. Always demand transparency on paid promotions. Undisclosed shilling can cost the community millions.
Stay safe out there, degens. Do your own research and never trust anonymous influencers blindly.
🚨 BREAKING
THE INSIDER WITH A 100% WIN RATE JUST OPENED A NEW $277 MILLION LONGS AHEAD OF TRUMP’S EXECUTIVE ORDER SIGNING TODAY.
HE’S LITERALLY LONGING THE ENTIRE MARKET.
ALL-IN AGAIN, JUST LIKE LAST TIME, RIGHT BEFORE THE MARKET PUMPED!
full thread addressing everything that happened today 👇
- yaranaika coin
- its crazy pve runup
- full port top blasting my port into the chart
- being up $2.4 million at the top
- brutally round tripping and currently being down over $50k
will also put a list of every wallet i bought with in this thread as well so you can verify
Polymarket sports bots are making millions on a +45s livestream delay
While you’re checking the price on Polymarket, they already know where it’s going.
The real issue is the latency between the live event and the livestream.
> Real Event: (T = 0s)
> Data Feed: (T = +3s)
> Livestream: (T = +45s )
To start wining, you can write your own «Data Feed» scraper in 4 simple steps:
1) Launch the Chrome using console and code on PC/Mac
2) Find the right web element to scrape using «Inspect Element».
3) Install the «playwright» Python library.
4) Run «the Universal Scraper» code from Jayden article.
This code won’t print money for you, but it will give you a 42s advantage - and that’s a lot.
STUFF TO DO/DEADLINES FOR SIGN/CLAIM/CHECK WALLETS/REGISTER FOR THAT ONE THING YOU SAID YOU WOULD BUT YOU PROBABLY FORGOT
(Urgent - Time sensitive do it ASAP🚨)
1. Hyperlend terms sign:
https://t.co/c9BWnRb6Jl
2. Register on TreadFi (ofc)
https://t.co/zFGEdxqjZy
3. Trove points claim - it looks at your HL and HyperEVM activity and assigns the points based on that
https://t.co/myGdtMoZNT
4. Sign BasedApp claim
https://t.co/s7hgvB923W
PS: DropsBot let me know about this one, since I didn't farm it that much. Good tech.
https://t.co/g9tVpsqzz8
5. Claim any mindo rewards , i got $1000 or so from one, only 4 day claim period so be careful. i'd say @intodotspace is the best option here
https://t.co/EFOaa2o5AJ
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Think that's it for now, claim these ASAP.