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[Omö @OmohY]

Human beings are the actual wild life on Earth.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The most important thing you can do for yourself as an African in the 21st century is to accept yourself and stop fighting civil wars inside your head.

Stop fighting your hair.
Stop fighting your accent/language.
Stop fighting your skin.
Stop fighting your food.
Stop fighting your inborn spirituality because of other people's deities.
Stop denying your identity.
Stop denying your social/political/geopolitical context.

Stop all the denial-of-self rituals you have been indoctrinated with from childhood and fully accept yourself for who and what you are.

Once you have the approval of the person you see in the mirror every morning, you won't need anybody's external validation, neither will you feel the need to apologise for existing, occupying space and having a purpose in this world.

From personal experience, it is the most liberating thing you will ever do in your life.

[Joyce, the Last Raikage 🌩️ @Etrouse]

He was on the throne during slavery too.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

'We must not publish a study that says we're harming children because people who say we're harming children will use the study as evidence that we're harming children, which might make it difficult for us to continue harming children.'

[Mufasa 🦁 @celestocalculus]

When the former NBA president doesn't even trust the courts for justice in this administration, who am I?

[ChukwuFaramade Esq. @BigBadReni]

When I become an ancestor, I will accept hot gossip as an offering 😔

[CHAVALA @mixchavee]

I have actually never heard anyone say “it is well” when things are well. It is only used when things are in fact, not well 😭

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Can it grow an economy? Can you harness it for power supply? Can it build roads, bridges, tunnels, railways, hospitals, and schools? Can it defend the innocent people in the north and Middle Belt who are killed by terrorists everyday? Can it improve our place in the world and stop us from queuing all night in front of VFS Ikeja to escape to other countries?

Can it build processing facilities for our natural resources so that we move up the value chain and stop exporting jobs and importing poverty and everlasting inflation? Can it ensure that rule of law and due process are followed, so that anybody with some money cannot use the NPF to kidnap you and lock you up in a cell in Abuja for saying something that hurt their feelings on the internet?

Can it reduce the 52% of harvests that spoil on Nigerian farms every year because there is insufficient storage and transport infrastructure? Can it ensure that if you and your country people vote for a human being in an election, INEC will not switch off IREV and declare a bag of ìgbẹ olóyún as winner of the election at 4AM? Can it make your government see you as a citizen and not a subject?

If you can't use it to do any of these things, can you at least crush and drink it like vibranium so it will give you superpowers like the Black Panther?

Because with the obsession you people have with magic, one would think the magic would at least be evident in your lives. Not that you're in your $1500 per capita annual income country, springing like a duka in Kruger National Park when you hear the "NEPA has brought light" alarm, so you can manage to charge the phone you struggled to buy from people in China, South Korea and San Francisco who don't have "voodoo," but take all the things listed above for granted.

"Voodoo" una😕

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

One of the things I look forward to the most about a post-revolution Nigeria is a widespread ability to differentiate between an intelligent, educated Nigerian with valuable global experience (Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Akinwunmi Adesina, Oby Ezekwesili), and a physically attractive, pseudo-articulate moron with a foreign accent (Ajuri Ngelale, Kemi Adeosun, ⬇️⬇️this airhead).

Currently, our people really struggle to tell them apart and e dey absolutely pa mi. Because why in the name of the 12 Òrìṣà is this person a federal cabinet minister? For what reason?

[EK 🐊 @EK_2C4M]

Does this feel like your timeline recently?

[ʏօʊʀ dαddy'ѕ Fₐᵥₑ ßαddïε 🕊 @_mrsmalaprop]

Nothing concern Nigerians with capacity and competence, make e just be say 'our person' dey there..

You are 'despiting' her views, yet you trust her to protect your reputation as Nigerians.

[jide @babaj1de]

That’s all Africa do. Talk

Intellectual conversation then vote drug dealer

[macy ♡ @7RlNGSINHAND]

actual piracy sites have less ads than youtube now

[Francis Ogbuka @TheEmekaa]

“The land is 10 minutes away from Dangote refinery” are about to learn one or two things

[Chxta @Chxta]

#Nigeria's security state is about regime security, not public security. That's why they can locate any critic of the govt but look away when kidnappers take hostages and make them call family with their phones.

The problem with regime security is it eventually fails.

[BOLANLE AUSTEN-PETERS @bolanleap]

So many have asked where we shot House of GA'A. This is it! BAP Productions Film Village in Epe. Over 10,000 acres of land, rolling hills, huts, and other facilities. Open for biz to film makers and excursions. @Bapproductions_ @terrakulture.

[Omö @OmohY]

Please ask your dad who decides the roles between two adults in a relationship. Asking for a friend.

[ThatBlessedGirl @BlessedGirl001]

Dad once told my elder brother; Never marry a woman who doesn't understand her role as a wife. Never!

[Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak]

We should crowdfund for everything tbh. Roads, healthcare, education. We'll need a central authority to collect the donations and control how it is spent. We can even call it "tax"