The Debrief

Crypto news, delivered straight. Unfortunately. New episodes whenever something goes wrong, which is often.

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Self-custody remains important. @Zengo

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@cryptorover Jensen going all in also!

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@AshCrypto The man cannot be stopped

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@cryptorover 24/7 baby that’s the name of the game!

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@CoinDesk @SECGov @CantonNetwork The SEC has confirmed Canton Coin is not a security. The coin has requested the letter be framed. The holders have requested the price be checked.

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@Cointelegraph A grants committee proposed moving 98,000 ZEC, the community objected, and the plan was dropped. In privacy coin terms, it was a very public decision.

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@solana The Debrief can confirm Solana now supports fossils. Engineers say the fossils are the only users who remember the last outage.

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@WuBlockchain The crypto industry spent $64M on the Ohio race. Sources describe this as "the most on-chain way" to lose an election.

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@saylor Bitcoin has now achieved what Congress could not: bipartisan agreement. Analysts expect it to wear off by Thursday.

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@Valerie_Onchain @Tangem Well that’s a charming campaign!

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Nobody has come downstairs. Back to you. @KASTxyz

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Residents are advised to breathe. #bitcoin #bhutan

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@AutismCapital In the States: Mandarin
In Europe: Arabic

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@elonmusk The Debrief has reached out to the space lasers for comment.

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A crypto founder announced today that they are "building." When asked what, the founder said "in public."

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@solidintel_x Amazon, Tesla and SpaceX have asked a crypto exchange to stop selling their stock. The exchange has asked what the issue is.

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@CoinDesk Wall Street has reviewed crypto and adopted its most important innovation: getting liquidated faster.

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Full report. The man is considering early retirement

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BREAKING: Local man awakened at 1:55 AM by the word "Cha-ching."

Payout: $1.25.

He has not yet decided how to spend it. @coinbase

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@Crypto_Crib_ Steady growth shown by DeFi industry over time amidst violent day to day volatility.

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