Kevin

you don’t always have to like the facts, you just have to live with them.

[Kevin @OnFact360]

Pretentious bluster towards the master implies a doubt in his competence.

Act upon that doubt and learn wisdom.

[Kevin @OnFact360]

Normal

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE COMING OVER TO THE HOUSE?

[Kevin @OnFact360]

@Toribabieegirl are you handling that case?

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I don’t think the Gmail “unsubscribe” button does literally anything

[Kevin @OnFact360]

I wanna meet the asshole who thinks setting off fireworks during a thunderstorm is a good idea. More importantly, I wanna count his fingers.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Hot take: Your friends should call you out on your shitty behavior.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Since we’re not doing separation of church and state anymore, when can we expect the churches to start paying income taxes?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don't want summer. I want perpetual early fall. 60-70°F days, cold nights. Some rain. Some sun. Windows open. Birds chirping, animals around. Forests full, lakes relaxing. Days not too short.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Rumors are meant to be spread. Otherwise they just fester in your stomach and make you gassy.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

In Matthew chapter 21: Christ drove the money changers from the temple, crying, "You have turned the house of prayer into a den of thieves."
What do you think He would make of Trump and his pals?

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You don’t even need mercury in retrograde to be a horrible person these days.

[Kevin @OnFact360]

remember to keep your friends close.
Because your enemies will always be up your ass.

[Kevin @OnFact360]

Good grief!

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Went to a little ice cream place in my neighborhood for a fun little treat.

Two ice cream sundaes

Seventeen dollars.

Just a window you order from, not even a sit down place.

And Boomers keep trying to convince us that life isn’t any different for us than it was for them

[Kevin @OnFact360]

If I am in the wrong, I have no problem owning it and apologizing.

If you then act like a self-righteous asshole, I assure you that you will never receive another.

I waste neither time nor words on the less worthy.

[Kevin @OnFact360]

Thoughts and ideas give us a leg up in the evolutionary race. They can’t be stolen. They can only be shared and enjoyed.

[Kevin @OnFact360]

Instacart: Order replacement, your shopper has replaced an item that is unavailable.

Me: I don't like that one, I want the other one. Hits replacement item.

Instacart: No further changes can be made. You lose. Womp womp.

[Kevin @OnFact360]

Mama‘s Family

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Don’t mention your age. Just post one of the earliest tv shows or cartoons you remember watching as a child.

I’ll go first Duck Tales

[Kevin @OnFact360]

Just saw a post that said tiny tune adventures has been off the air for 31 years. Dammit I feel old. I love that show.

[Kevin @OnFact360]

Am I the only one who notices that the people who complain about never receiving calls, never actually call either?

The telephone works both ways.

[Kevin @OnFact360]

I was once this guy

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR: We lost our top candidate today.

CEO: What happened?

HR: He left before the interview even started.

CEO: Left? Why would he do that?

HR: His interview was scheduled for 11:00 a.m.

CEO: Okay.

HR: He arrived at 10:50 a.m.

CEO: Early. That sounds ideal.

HR: Yes. But when he got there, the interviewer was unavailable.

CEO: So what did we tell him?

HR: He was instructed to come back at 12:00 p.m.

CEO: That seems reasonable.

HR: He did not think so.

CEO: Why? It was only one hour.

HR: Because candidates get rejected here for arriving 5 minutes late.

CEO: That is different. Punctuality matters in interviews.

HR: According to him, it should matter for both sides.

CEO: We were offering him double his current salary.

HR: Yes. But salary was not the issue.

CEO: Then what was?

HR: He said hiring is a two-way process. And respect for time should not be negotiable.

CEO: He rejected the interview over that?

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