_Brian Ondicho._

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#Discipline🔑

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

these erasers ain’t do shit but make the spot darker

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Unasomesha mtoto international school Rift valley. Highschool unaingisa yeye brookside akamake connections na sons of ministers. University unaingisa yeye Australia. Then after all that she still Opens an onlyfans account. Woi! Buana these gods will punish you,you cannot escape

[jacob juma @kabetes]

My lowest moment in life was when I saw innocent Langata Road Primary School kids being tear gassed this year.

[Boomerang🪃 @Rmcfmjay]

His Ballon d'Or was so clear-cut that nobody remembers who came in second that year.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Kilifi. I have seen poverty before but Kilifi??? @HonAmasonKingi single handedly crippled that place.

[We$t @flygodT]

Blocked a dangerous Mbappe shot, scored his penalty at the shootout

He’s a national hero still.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Toni Rüdiger: “Two seasons without a trophy is not normal. But what do you want us to do, keep crying?”.

“Move on. What's lost cant be recovered”, told AS.

[Bobo✨️ @wambuiiii3r]

Wewe ni newcomer hauna ata uniform

[Omar Ezzat @mf4883]

لاعب تونس وهو رايح يقول لفريقه إن دوكو جاي

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

That's why they need an ebola quarantine facility.
West Pokot, you are up next.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

You failed to mention when a graduate catches up, wanawapita Na supersonic speed. Education always pays in the end. That's always my mantra.

[Kanishk @jeene2yarr]

A feminist can humiliate even her own father for online validation, while a misogynist can fight the entire world to defend his mother's honor

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Men who teach other men how to make money are also contributing positively to their mental health.

[𝕰𝖓𝖌. 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐦𝐚𝐞 @OmaeOkara]

Before and after.
This is a brilliant idea because it is a cost effective way of opening up rural low volume access roads. If only they did a slight modification by adding a third row to accommodate the oncoming traffic. It would be genius level. I am told it is in Murang’a. It’s not politics it’s brilliant.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

you go think say na laptop dey hold you back until you buy am

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

Coffee dates aren’t safe anymore some of you are capable of ordering Ribs at 9AM

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Someone who’s cruel to others and kind to you will eventually turn on you.

You can count on that.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Keep off women's activities and events,

Especially events organised by feminists.

Your fellow men are busy building the nation, while you are busy in the streets shouting,

"We want women's rights!"

Are you normal?

Don't be a mangina. Women will dislike you.

When the women finish marching, they will turn against you and call you a woman batterer, or one of them will accuse you of sexual assault.

#MasculinitySaturday