So I've just noticed. Samsung Voice to Text has started automatically. Putting periods. Every time you pause. Briefly. Guess I'm just going. To be Perma rude now.
If you’ve been slamming your shoulder into the church door, trying to get a seat at the table, attempting to carve out space in places that do not want you...
Might I suggest you stop abusing yourself and realize there is life beyond your rejection, beyond your trauma.
canceling plans is ok. quitting ur soulless office job is ok. leaving the city is ok. moving to the farm ur grandfather left u is ok. caring for ur crops and animals is ok. not talking to anyone in town for years is ok. giving gifts to a wizard is ok. do what u need to do to cope
coworker: you’re 37? you look younger
me: i let a demon possess me in exchange for external youth
coworker: ha ha *leaves*
demon inside me: you gotta stop saying that someone’s gonna believe you
me: meh. i’m going to the break room for a donut
demon: ooo get a maple bar
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: what no
Gmail: CALL THE POLICE
KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL FRENCH: THE HAT MEANS AN ‘S’ FELL OUT
so u can sometimes guess where it goes by seeing if its like an English equivalent
hôtel ~ “hostel”
hôpital ~ “hospital”
fête ~ “fest”
fenêtre ~ “defenestration” (go out a window!)
I DONT KNOW WHY THEY DONT TELL U THIS