💫The First Man ADAM💫

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God is the Greatest 💪🏿

[💫The First Man ADAM💫 @OneAbdullahi]

@_falsi1ke And if you marry a girl trained by a single mother, you will keep on praying for peace of mind throughout the journey. Choose wisely

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Normalize lying to anyone who is too curious about your private life.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Before you go for any major surgery in Nigeria, please make sure you do a scan to ascertain that your vital organs are intact

After the surgery, do another scan to check and if everything is still intact,

A lot is going on in this country.

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

We are not here long enough to be living unhappy. Chase joy, intentionally.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Poverty made women believe that every man who’s rich is the right man to marry

[Gary Goodridge @garyhgoodridge]

Build a life you don’t need a vacation from.

[💫The First Man ADAM💫 @OneAbdullahi]

Apc doing what they feel is the best...

[Jesse Jagz Abaga @Jessejagz]

Abuja has more campaign buses than Nigeria has ambulances. Let that sink in.

[Praise George @praisegeorge]

If a woman says she needs to step away from the relationship to get some clarity for her life, that woman is going to have sex with another man.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Do not empower your wife because you're hoping that she'll feed you and pay your bills without grumbling should your finances go south.

Empower her with the hope that she may be kind to your children.

As for you, if she extends that kindness to you, give glory to God.

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[favorite_babyy @_favorite_ada]

If you Dey compare your life with everything you Dey see for internet.

You fit no see genuine happiness till you d!e

[💫The First Man ADAM💫 @OneAbdullahi]

@_favorite_ada Show me who says you're lying

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

In Nigeria today, N500k should not be looked at as half a million naira.

If that is what you're earning as a married man, you're a poor man.

If this post doesn't piss you off enough, go and vote for Tinubu in 2027.

End.

[Praise George @praisegeorge]

Women will pay thousands of dollars listening to a therapist but will never listen to their husband when he says the same thing.

[KLASIK ♠️ @lifeofklasik]

i can't force you to value me but i promise you'll notice the difference when i'm no longer around.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

My barber moved to a new location two weeks ago and I tracked him there today.

While he was cutting my hair, he was getting calls from customers asking where he was and for directions to the new place.

Two even came while I was still there, and we were all joking about the whole move.

I found out one of them drives from GRA to NTA Road to cut his hair, and even when our barber changed location, he still drove down to the new place.

When men talk about the lengths they for to maintain one barber, women think it's a joke😂😂

[💫The First Man ADAM💫 @OneAbdullahi]

@Indemosyd AUGUST will bring all of these when you stand up to work.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The final act of love is silence.
Not anger. Not bitterness. Not even closure.
Just a quiet acceptance that it is over.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

isolation will save you from a lot of situations you never needed to be in

[X @Xouy17]

Don't forget to remind ppl who the fuck u are in case they start getting too comfortable.

[Praise George @praisegeorge]

When a man is broke women are not loyal to him. They keep searching for a better man.
But women want a man who has money to be loyal to them?

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear newly or young married men,

Your kitchen and pot of food belongs to you and your wife alone.

No one from your family or hers has the right to go into her kitchen to either cook or dish food by themselves unless your wife permits them to.

If you do not allow your wife to create that boundary in her matrimonial home, you'd be causing alot of issues.

And your siblings would not give her the respect that she deserves.

Once you marry a wife, the relationship that you ang your siblings have and how you were sharing things should reduce in your matrimonial home.

Your matrimonial home is not your father's house.

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