Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social)

Illustrator • Pink Lady apples fan • I mostly just follow and retweet funny people, and occasionally try to tweet funny responses. Some of them land.

[Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) @OneAteHundreds]

They should make a movie starring Chris Tucker and Kevin Hart yelling at each other and see how long it takes me to be murdered for the idea

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

They've really got absolutely nothing on him, it's amazing to watch.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

It’s 2026 I am not doing another wave of Anthony Fauci panic. Get something else to manufacture outrage, GOP. This is boring.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

We’ve issued an arrest warrant for … the sun

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

defending a trillionaire

[onion person @CantEverDie]

just straight up embarrassing. america is a joke, we are nothing more than every stereotype ever made about us as a country

[HTHAZE @hthaze]

Naan is so delicious they should have named it Yaay

[Mona Burns @Monaheart1229]

"So, to recap: Trump issues executive orders that are nothing but memorializations of his bigotry. OMB then pretends that these things are actually law and therefore apply to the entire executive branch and, by extension, the entire country .."
This is a very important piece:

[Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) @OneAteHundreds]

@gothdecirque

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Keep Henson’s name outta your mouth lol

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

When everybody realizes conservatism is a scam and these people don’t believe any of this shit….. This country will elevate. Conservatism is legit just racism and control. Lmao.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Man if someone showed a photo of Obama speaking to some evil wizard alien looking mother fuckers you mouth breathers would have blown every vessel in your brain.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
https://t.co/8kY171r5w1

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

A person that becomes a trillionaire should be shamed and ostracized for hoarding massive amounts of wealth. That kind of behavior isn’t admirable but rather greedy and sociopathic.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The billionaire class wants you fighting immigrants, teachers, trans kids, students, and your neighbors so you never look upward.

[Jamie @transsexualdyke]

Going to Antarctica for sex tourism (Fucking the Things from The Thing (1982))

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good