Delilah

Avid reader and vivid daydreamer.

instagram: that.canadian.geek

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Interviewer: u worked in sales before?
Me: yeah
Interviewer: what's your background?
Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

Genie: 1st wish
ME: I wish for a pen
G: #2
M: another pen
G: wtf
M: I already lost the 1st pen
G: and ur 3rd
M: ur not going to believe this

[The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble]

HER: You look so nervous.
ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous.
HER: You're sweating.
ME: *just freaking out* That's bravery moisture.

[Stevem @SteveMarriott]

[McDonalds board meeting]

CEO: We need some mascots that cater to children. Kids love clowns, criminals and eggplants right?

[brent @murrman5]

hi kids thanks for having me for career day. much like *gestures at cop* fighting crime I as well face many dangers at the shampoo factory

[ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑‍🍳🐕🏳️‍🌈 @notacroc]

[getting my license]

Me: *points at gas gauge* the car just ate so we have to wait 30 minutes

Instructor: *unclicks seatbelt*

[Delilah @OneCanadianGeek]

@Becce_Bepha LOOKS SO GOOD DARLING

[Delilah @OneCanadianGeek]

@Becce_Bepha Send me pics when done

[Delilah @OneCanadianGeek]

@Becce_Bepha Ahhh just going that route? :P

[Delilah @OneCanadianGeek]

Forgot that @jimmyurine was in the new @Guardians . Friend couldn't understand why I started whispering "Urine" at the screen

[Dean Dobbs @DeanDobbs]

Pretty sure this is a threat.

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

HAPPY EASTER! Here's your fresh batch of woof hoppers

[Delilah @OneCanadianGeek]

@dryersheetiero to my understanding, people who follow each other. But could be wrong

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Say hello to Sadie and Daisy. They do all their shopping together. Can never agree on what to get. Like an old married pupple. Both 12/10

[PJ @kickthepj]

if it fixed, don't broke it