Agent Ireheart

Crumbly

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

Sometimes a bite of a good carrot cake with cream cheese icing is on the same experiential level as your first kiss or maybe even the birth of your first child!

[🗽🍻 @Light_2610]

"CJ McCollum owns you"

"Sixers in 5"

"It's just the Cavs, the real finals are happening in the west and the winner will sweep the Knicks"

"The Knicks are lucky they got a young and dumb Spurs team"

[Jessica Albatross @burgalorium]

Landry Shamet greatest Knick of all time

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

@GhostOf_J @TartanTie The most common last name in Alberta is literally Smith.

[Old Canada Series @oldcanadaseries]

Vickie Kerr holding her "Miss Vickie's" chips in New Lowell, Ontario in the late 1980s

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

@erik_thorvalds I’m going to shit in your yard

[weimerica 🇵🇸 @amerikkkanboy]

@1800ghostman @TimHortons if you wanna fast track your MAID application just tell the doc you eat tims for dinner

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

Part of the ship part of the crew.

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

Loneliness can’t hit a scrolling target.

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

@x0neji @DiscussingFilm

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

I could drink so much chocolate milk.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Do yourself a favor and don’t read any of these books

[Jawn Wayne @jagerbomblover9]

It gets to a point

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

You should be able to shoot up in the restaurant bathroom as long as you’re a paying customer.

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

Some men bear the look of a life drained from them, not lived.

[Chuck @ChuckMockler]

I watch the NBA for one simple reason:

Market size and how it relates to the profitability of the league 😤

[Ariel @APachecoNBA]

This Knicks team has a special way of playing the worst basketball you've ever seen all while somehow staying within striking distance lol. Special kind of torture to watch lol

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

@Yomt12345 @CountryFirstRep @mtgreenee She tweeted this right after the Pope passed

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

@Special_Napkin Reluctant like

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

When that value buds clearance cart is so fried you’re ripping straight coupons.

[Agent Ireheart @OneDiseased]

I’m sorry, J pegged who?