🍺Pyke🌵

Hot Air Ballon Test Pilot, Ostrich Jockey, Bearded Babyface, Goldfish Whisperer, Seat Taker (no savies), Beef Jerky Aficionado, Edumacated…

[🍺Pyke🌵 @OneEyePyke]

Getting a Twitter account super late:

[greg @greg16676935420]

The European mind can’t comprehend this

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

He’s upset and walking around the kitchen, make his pants pocket catch on a drawer handle.

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

Facts

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Resell News 💸 @resellnews]

No, this photo is not AI.

Costco has released a limited edition “I Got That Dog In Me” Bourbon at select DC-area warehouses for $85.99.

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

If nobody has told you today…

[🍺Pyke🌵 @OneEyePyke]

@LowellCohn @grantcohn Should the 49ers try to add in two TE options to the offense with how Jake Tonges is playing? @grantcohn mentioned the Rams have had success with implementing them in their offense.

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

Me looking at myself on facetime while the other person is talking....

[🍺Pyke🌵 @OneEyePyke]

@grantcohn Check out Norman Sann. I thought he was an old-school rapper from back in the day that I’ve never heard of, but he’s younger than me.

[🍺Pyke🌵 @OneEyePyke]

@SFGiantsMemer The drip don’t quit…

[Dyerbolical Horror (☥𝐃𝐁) @DyerbolicalDB]

Who's with me?!

[🍺Pyke🌵 @OneEyePyke]

@NorCalSportsNW @EYDShow Has he played 2d?

[🍺Pyke🌵 @OneEyePyke]

@grantcohn …with the hard “R.”