Cecil

I am a cat. A one-eyed cat. Got adopted 1/14 by a dude I call Handler. He means well. But he has noooo idea what he's in for.

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

I’m Back!!!

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

With only one eye, I make the perfect pirate.

[The EVVYs @TheEVVYs]

The hosts of #EVVY38 have been planning all month to create the perfect holiday video. Happy Holidays! ❤️🎁

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

@byJenAMiller Hey girl you forgot the best tip for running on icy roads; my people use cleats! They attach to the bottom of your running shoes and voila you're good to go.

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

It’s an honor to be ripped by Rex Reed. This is the guy who—I’m not making this up—thought Benicio del Toro directed “The Shape of Water.”

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

I can’t find the dry cat food!!!

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

SMH. You can't make this stuff up, truly.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

In a distant time when he insisted truth was truth, Rudolph Giuliani called for a mandatory sentence of up to two years for perjury and for obstruction of justice https://t.co/11oDLPz7vJ

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

What's up with the tongues though?! SMH.

[Chicago magazine @ChicagoMag]

Dispatches from Lollapalooza: https://t.co/2GHhn39fi3

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

Amen to that. https://t.co/oLy3dGk33J

[WestLoopTom @WestLoopTom]

@samjcharles Didn’t they recover his gun? He’s a lovable guy except for the fact he was a convicted felon.

[Superdawg Chicago🌭 @Superdawg]

Danger is our middle name 🌭😉

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

OOF. https://t.co/th1mRpfy7v

[7News DC @7NewsDC]

Bringing chaos with him as he moves across Europe, President Trump's welcome to Britain was overshadowed by an interview in which the president blasted Theresa May, blamed London's mayor for terror attacks and argued that Europe was "losing its culture." https://t.co/ORK2QGvjLh

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

Whoa. Want. #FeedMe https://t.co/WSzRkonoWM

[Dee M. Robinson @deemrobinson]

"Waiter, there's a Bloody Mary in my chicken dinner..." When your Bloody Mary features oh so much more than tomato juice, vodka, and a sprig of celery, via @WSJ https://t.co/HNKmTUUWIe

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

Well played, @heuteshow! Die Deutschen sind echt schlau! https://t.co/4lPGeJXLO8

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

OY. Unbelievable, this guy. https://t.co/NvBBOSeS8f

[NBC Chicago @nbcchicago]

#BREAKING: Days after his acquittal on charges from a bar fight, Chicago police officer Robert Rialmo involved in another altercation at a bar https://t.co/9B6KAQKJvm

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

Ha! https://t.co/YLHwAIlDw3

[Dee M. Robinson @deemrobinson]

Can't wait till July 11 for the official start of #TasteOfChicago? Visit your favorite participating eateries before the festival even begins through July 10, mention "Taste of Chicago" and receive these discounts and offers: https://t.co/In1ZprPbJy

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

With the Kardashian sisters' original faces, of course... https://t.co/8eVEJKkLiy

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

My fellow house pets and I don't much care for 4th of July noise -- loud & scary fireworks! -- but we sure love what Independence Day stands for. Happy 4th of July, everyone!

[Dee M. Robinson @deemrobinson]

The infamous Weiner Circle, known for its "spirited late-night banter" between customers and staff, may be leaving Lincoln Park, Via @eaterchicago https://t.co/Rw40llUhCK

[Cecil @OneEyedCecil]

All out of coffee!!!! It’s going to be a rough day.