Gordon Robb 〓〓

Ex Aber boy. Retired. Now modelling myself on Victor Meldrew and Father Jack. Cornwall has called me. Wondering why I am still on 𝕏.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@SumUp who do I contact to get a copy of your Attestation of Compliance? I have been asking since January. I am losing patience.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@SumUp how do I get a copy of your Attestation of Compliance? Your appalling contact system, by phone or in-app messaging, has proved fruitless.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@robster12065612 I’m hardly on here now. Yet I see you are still posting nonsense. You need to question your life choices.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@robster12065612 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@robster12065612 🥱

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@BuckRight You still posting this shite?

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@trussliz Don’t include me in this, you deranged has-been.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@JacquiDeevoy1 Please cite your qualifications to make these observations.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@TheFlatEartherr Thick is the right word.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@BlondeKbf @HAARP Hayfever?

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@Just1Snap @robster12065612 @Chemtrail101 They are normal clouds.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@Seriously_ZA @BBCBreaking 🥱

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@Demo2020cracy @robster12065612 Ya eejit.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@FELibrary_ How do you know that Australia is not Up?

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

What a twat.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Dinghies coming into Great Yarmouth, RIGHT NOW.

Authorities alerted, and I am urgently chasing.

If these are illegal migrants, I will be using every tool at my disposal to ensure these individuals are deported.

Enough is enough. Britain needs mass deportations. NOW.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

Poor Rupert.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Good news. False alarm! The unknown vessel was charity rowers, thank goodness.

As a well done to the crew, I'll donate £1,000 to their charity - raising money for MND.

Keep going, and watch out for any real illegal migrants!

We received a huge number of urgent complaints from constituents - I make no apologies over being vigilant for my constituents. It is a national crisis.

No mass deportations for the charity rowers, but we definitely need it for the illegal migrants!

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@robster12065612 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Crazy as a bucket of frogs.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@CreationMuseum Whatever.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@TheFlatEartherr Well it’s not Tesla.

[Gordon Robb 〓〓 @OneFactorial]

@dom_lucre 🤣🤣🤣🤣