Rondo Suave

Only Cream and Bastards Rise

[Rondo Suave @OneHit_Wunder]

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat fish for a day.
Teach that man to eat ass and he'll eat for the rest of his life.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Once you find out native americans are genetically incapable of going bald it kind of takes white supremacy off the table

[d4rkr34p3r666 @reimufan099]

Having a fetish for every inch of the female body much like in the same way Native Americans ensured no part of a slain buffalo went to waste

[🩷 im PERF 🖤 @backseetBETTY]

As a former child your fat, hairy husbands are far more jarring.

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Ah yes. Some pot smoke. That’s hits the spot… now to be productive- but first, a quick foray to the Wikipedia page for sugar ray

[Ceres @egirlbl00dsport]

dismayed to find a real lack of games where you actually design mechs part by part from the ground up

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

I support the Butlerian Jihad

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

the most moral army in the world

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

pussy whipped? nah he’s grip-notized

[Bonnie fungus🐰🍄 @zombie_mustard]

Before we do anal I just want to acknowledge that it’s happening on stolen land

[pannekook 🫶 @pannekook]

i’m joining the war on anal sex on the side of anal sex

[homosexual gaming 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @shoegazepenis]

“Sorry we got off on the wrong foot”
If I’m getting off on it, it’s never the wrong foot

[Dr Death @DrDeath1776]

Uncle O'Grimacey says FUCK THE CROWN!

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

America had gambling regulation correct for decades and we blew it

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Trump's Director of National Counterterrorism Kent resigns: "I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby."

[yaya 🍉 @yayathehun]

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN