Local Emo Dad

One Legged man, Heavily Armed, More metal than most, handicapped in more things than golf

[Local Emo Dad @OneLegWonder97]

I imagine me taking my prosthetic off at night is the same feeling girls get when they take their bra off

[Unhinged Order Podcast @Unhinged_Order]

Shameless repost because the Youtube algorithm really ate this alive and killed it. We reviewed and ranked @Sleep_Token 's albums. We had fun here (it was removed because DMCA's are fuckin cool) https://t.co/45n0UdOWmj

[Local Emo Dad @OneLegWonder97]

I didn’t realize how much @SOTSPodcast actually drove me finding new albums and music. I fuckin miss you guys

[Unhinged Order Podcast @Unhinged_Order]

Man what a fuckin break that was huh... Anyway SHawn and Ryan are back trying a new format just for funsies, who knows maybe we can go somewhere with this. We rank the beautiful @Sleep_Token 's albums in this episode. Come Watch https://t.co/VVb622ewGF

[Dan Hollaway @DanHollaway]

I keep hearing she’s woke. Don’t care.

No idea what his politics are. Don’t care.

They both love America. The end.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Fuck…… is the government buying milk again?

[Local Emo Dad @OneLegWonder97]

Oh fuck are the Steelers the new cowboys? Is this what it’s like being a fan of them and Toronto? Oh you poor fucks

[ben salami @adl_btryl]

I’ll never forgive you fuckin weirdos for ruining this band for me this album is so good

[Maggie, PhD @maggieeee_37]

I miss this Bruins team so much.

[Local Emo Dad @OneLegWonder97]

We all crying in the club now huh @NHLBruins

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

Conservative?
Oh nononono- I don’t want to conserve any part of this.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Bryan Garris (Knocked Loose) throwing the starting pitch for the Chicago Cubs!

[Local Emo Dad @OneLegWonder97]

If yall ever see me having to act as a fem or cheat in a video game to be popular, just go ahead and wipe me out. I’ve hit rock bottom and am showing signs of digging

[Local Emo Dad @OneLegWonder97]

Alright everyone, please stand for our national anthem

[Unhinged Order Podcast @Unhinged_Order]

https://t.co/cz5odx1cNH Shawn doesn’t know how to podcast. He takes a week off and this is what we get. (He also sucks at video games)

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

The first rule of gun safety is: “Have fun”

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Everyone won't agree, but if you can pay $300 for hair and $150 for nails, then you have no business asking for food stamps/EBT.

[Steel Rain @SteelRain602]

HR: Why did you call your coworkers retards?

Me: