Rich Rider / Nova

(RP) When all blue blazes breaks loose and death screams in my face, you better bet I'm gonna scream right back.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

Hey!! I'm not dead anymore. Literally!

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@DollhouseNoir With my flippin' mouth, obviously! ANYWAY STOP YELLING. I have places to see and rockets to be, later.... Not!

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@DollhouseNoir It is totally a thing! How many times have you been to space. Go on, say it.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@DollhouseNoir Elder Gods shmelderrrrr. wait you said Gamora uhhhh I plead the space fifth.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@DollhouseNoir Who sent you

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@Bizarnage I bring you gravimetric hot tweets and all I get is shunned and pushed away. I see how it is.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

Thanos is just purple space Shrek with a power glove.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

Star Log July 8th sublog A: This is worse than the time Super Skrull didn't return my X-Files DVDs. C'mon Kl'rt, not cool.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

Star log...uh, I think it's July or something, and I like the number 8. So Star Log July 8th, 2015. I think someone ate my golden oreos.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

Which, by the way, is a planet of festering breeding pools for elder gods, not fun. Probably the most terrifying place I've ever been.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

But anyway, am I in a movie yet? TV show? No? Alright, I'm gonna pirate stuff off the internet, then go back to The Planet of Eternal Babes.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

I guess my life went on it's whole downward slope was 2001 when the Jimmy Neutron movie came out, and his catchphrase was "Gotta blast!"

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@DeadliestWoman Oh wow, I thought'd you'd kill me for that terrible joke, but hey we can do Festivus stuff if you want.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@DeadliestWoman Are you more of a festivus person?

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@DeadliestWoman Can I ask a question and you pinky promise not to kill me?

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@DeadliestWoman Y-Yeah! I know right? So darn dumb, I hate Christmas!

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@NotASpaceRodent Wow that's so cool, please tell me more about it. I wanna hear what you have to say. It's soooo interesting.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@NotASpaceRodent No, you just don't comb your fur as much as you should.

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@DeadliestWoman J-jGAAH! N-Not sure which I think is better for me right now!

[Rich Rider / Nova @OneManCorps]

@NotASpaceRodent I'm trying to tell you something.