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[The Shouty %&#@! Grawlix™ @Mark____Edwards]

Absofuckinglutely.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

you can see the exact moment he regrets marrying her😭

[Bradley Grey @BradleyGrey_]

Imagine if the man said "as long as you keep your figure" and everyone laughed at the woman.

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

Blowing up those Russian data centers might be the first time my tax dollars have paid for a missile that actually made the world a better place.

[Spiffy Global @SpiffyGlobal]

They think you cheatin whole time I’m damn near turned off by how much of a lil girl you act like

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

Remember that time when all those sports reporters broke out the pitchforks and piled on that Jacksonville reporter for basically telling Liam Coen “great season coach, we’re proud of you” like that was the biggest violation of journalistic ethics of all time?

[Prima Emendatio @TPa1191220]

@iamFrancesHart I feel bad for him.. you're a horrible wife

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Every single time it mattered, Republicans chose Trump over you.

[Reese Gorman @reesejgorman]

The government said 430 trees were removed from East Potomac over the weekend.

Judge: "On what universe did anyone in your office think this was acceptable?"

Government: "Your honor we did our best."

Judge: "No you did not do your best. You did your absolute worst."

[Ameshia Cross @AmeshiaCross]

Dude he was not bigger than Jordan. At all

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

🚨 THE LAST 24 HOURS: James Talarico has put on a reverse Uno master class

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

one of the coolest shows ever made.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

DL Hughley on Megyn Kelly: “This is the most vile bitch that ever existed. I don’t understand how this skank ever had kids. Who would put they dick in her? I swear to God. She is a fucking hag. She is a vile, vile human being. Of course you expect nothing less from her cause she interviewed a rapist Russell Brand and was laughing with him”

[Joe @Joe_Vetro]

And the second we start tracking these CEOs, they wanna cry about privacy. Rules for thee but not for me.

[Trust Black women *We tried to tell you* @NicolasEdny]

Yet yall would rather lose everything than see a Black woman president.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The $650 million Elon has spent in the last two election cycles supporting MAGA candidates is pennies compared to the $40 billion he spent on Twitter to spoonfeed you lies about candidates like James Talarico. Tax the fucking trillionaires

[Toot🍫😈 @mindyobizHoe2]

U got us fucked up

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

A core tenet of Fox News-style conservatism is subjugating and controlling women while fear mongering about Sharia Law.

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

I don’t think those Trump supporters that are flipping on him are gonna vote blue. I think they just won’t vote. The racism won’t let them do it.

[Baby Akuma @AcctPogo]

The Sad part is

He is 100% right

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