HUMOR, SATIRE AND WIT. I'VE HAD DOZENS OF ANIMALS IN MY LIFE, 2 ARE STILL ALIVE, THE ONES THAT ARE NO LONGER HERE PRODUCE TEARS OF HAPPINESS IN MY EYES, ALWAYS.
This guy was recovering from addiction and didn't have a job when he rescued a scared pit bull named Clove. He figured out that extreme hiking made Clove very happy — and it ended up being their ticket to falling in love with the world again ❤️ (via @RuffHouseRescue)
If Trump wants me to vote for Republicans he's going to have to pay me my $2000 tariff dividend & my $5000 Doge benefit, I'm still waiting for those checks. So send me my $12,000 check & you can buy my vote. The check must be received before Nov. 3rd.😅😂
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@tomforemancnn You should probably be on the lookout for Trump's pool workers dumping more hydrogen peroxide in the Reflection Pool. That's why the sealant and paint are peeling off the pool. Donald Trump needs to pay for the repairs, his private pool man is responsible.
@PabloTorre I didn't watch your Thursday appearance on PTI until 3:30 am Friday morning. Pluto is classified as a dwarf planet and categorized as a trans-Neptunian object and a Kuiper belt object.
Just trying to help out when I can.
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@betsy_klein You're not at the PGA Championship, that's on May 14th to May 17th at Aronimink Golf Club outside of Philadelphia. You're at the Cadillac Championship, a signature event on the PGA Tour but not the PGA Championship which is one of the 4 Major Championship events.😁
Well it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn
Next stop is in Iran
And it's five, six, seven
Open up the Pearly Gates
There ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee we're all gonna die.
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I personally don't believe a word of what you read from his truth post. He's obviously is manipulating stock prices and oil prices. I'd bet my life that it's all a lie and nobody from the administration has talked to anyone from Iran.
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@SquawkCNBC Slow down sparky. You realize that you're listening to the most prolific pathological liar in the 250 year history of the Republic. I really like your show but if you're not exercising willpower all of you are going to end up with copious amounts of egg on your faces