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[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

This lady shouted abuse at me and then crashed her own car.

That’s what you might call instant karma!

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

When England beat Mexico and your mate starts chanting “wanker” to some cartel member outside the stadium

[OneShot @OneShot4784]

Might be the worst champions of the first division by far like how the fuck do you win the title with under 70?

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@38_0app Can you allow for some points variance so instead of it being a guarantee to win the title if you get 89+ points?

[Premier League @premierleague]

James Milner, who holds the record for most all-time Premier League appearances with 658, announces his retirement from professional football

[OneShot @OneShot4784]

Just for getting seventeen. Sad cunts.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

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@schiz04renic Fine.

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@Arsenal Sack this fucking Spanish cunt he can piss off the dirty prick

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@Lea_EFC Fuckin hilarious especially the surrounding the refs

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@Lea_EFC What happened to the blue cartel? Even championship Coventry lost today.

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@Chillaxpro @SkySportsPL It's definitely bad but at least add that city had a game in hand because they were yet to play which is why we went 9 up

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@nocontextfm1 If the ghouls don't kill me then the radiation from the geckos will

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@Crypthesaurus @oelma__ Only if there's an end achievement and the scoring person has one ball

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@haifah_er_abba Right should be 300 - interest

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@haifah_er_abba Should be 200 profit but - the loan interest for the 1000 to 1100 transaction

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@F1 @stakef1team_ks NICO....... HUUUUUUUUULKENBERG

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Classic F125

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@afcstuff Saliba, Raya or Timber