One socks

COYS

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Yea we suck at this sport
Yea we elect pedophiles
Yea we have a fentanyl crisis
Yea we can’t afford homes

😎

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

“how do u deal w anxiety?” i let it fuck me up then get sleepy

[barcacenler @baracenler]

His son does not understand how much vibes and "story" play a role in a knockout tournament

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

declaring jihad as just some random normal guy whos not even muslim

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Podcast Host: And Larry Bird was really like that?

Ex Player: Man, that white boy was cold

White Guys Listening at Home: They're talking about me

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

if you’re a 23 year old man and not married it’s time to give up and pick up a seasonal job like king crab fishing or woodcutting

[ESPN @espn]

OmG.

[RT @RT_com]

Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[One socks @OneSocks_]

LET IT ALL WORK OUT
2ND AGAIN U

[One socks @OneSocks_]

Let it all work out pussy

[jeffonsports @jeff_on_sports]

a wizards fan rooting against the spurs purely because of a kelly olynk game from 10 years ago is peak sports

[sophie @I__naenae]

I should spend all my savings become addicted to masturbating and get really good at a rhythm game

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

26 is lowkey 17 in COVID years though so I still got time

[Locked On Wizards @lockedonwizards]

come down and do what MJ couldn’t do 😤

[tautologer @tautologer]

guy who has been completely sedentary and hasn't left the house: why am I so sleepy and anxious?

[Ryan Emma @ryandangeremma]

For the life of me I cannot understand why the most narratively satisfying and thrilling ending option for this game is locked behind a completely inscrutable easter egg secret option where you have to refrain from making a dialogue choice for FIVE full minutes!

[Eamo Does Art (COMMS OPEN) @EamoArt]

That's because Season 1 Homelander is an actual nuanced villain instead of a manbaby drumpf parody.