Not Your Average Joe

I live my life happy everyday. I have a great wife, awesome children and I’m doing what I love most in life.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

And I love my iPhone and the Apple ecosystem. It kills me to have to use the @Google health app. It is not great, but their hardware suits my aesthetic better. Now I get to wear a mechanical watch again without having to wear my Apple Watch around my bicep or ankle.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@Apple I hope you take the screen free wearable market seriously and start working on a screen free alternative to the Apple Watch. I just ditched my Apple Watch for a Fitbit Air after having one since version 3.

https://t.co/YFBJ8mqP45

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@james84_ HELLO 👋

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

AI Is Gonna Replace Who?

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

😂

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

We understand dark matter about as well as a fish understands the water.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

Anyone stupid enough to invest in Haemanthus deserves what they get.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@elonmusk Keep fighting for free speech Elon. Most of us stand with you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“No guarantee of free speech” - Walz

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@ElonMuskOde 42. I’m really liking these puzzles. Keep them coming.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@mrtweetusa The answer is 2. I don’t expect $2000. It was an interesting puzzle :)

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@elonmusk This graph is just one statistic that represents a broader problem. Wherever there is poverty there are murders. This is true for any race of people. Why even post this without all of the data?

https://t.co/KHtyKcEsTK

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@TheBestAkaliEvr @elonmusk You may wanna double check that math. Calculators are on every mobile phone these days.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@GreenLawnManor @CarolineCoramUK @elonmusk OMG I was gonna say the same thing.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@elonmusk @elonmusk do you think you all could give me the update or approve me for the beta? I have been denied 2 times now with a near perfect driving score. Main reason I bought a Tesla was for FSD. Very disappointed that I can’t get to try it.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@AOC So… it’s his. If he wants to charge $8 for the PRIVILEGE of a blue check mark, that’s his right. It’s also your right to be able to complain about it, so complain away.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@caitiedelaney I’m sorry, I’m not fanboying or anything, could care less about what @elonmusk does but this is his company. He paid the 44B to own it so like it or not, it’s his way or find somewhere else to write 280 characters or less.

[Not Your Average Joe @OneTiredJoe]

@shannonrwatts @MomsDemand Can we ban cars too given they were the leading cause of adolescent deaths pretty much every year before this year?