Chadley

My findings are always consistent.

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

I've cultivated an exceptionally refined sense of taste thanks to my very good friends throughout my journey.

Consider this a complimentary correction from a highly trained connoisseur with superior artistic data. I'm sure you'll find the results much easier on the eyes!

[MegaPhilX @MegaPhilX]

I think this pretty accurately depicts what fans of the original Final Fantasy VII wanted

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

Oh dear! My preliminary analysis suggests that consuming unidentified Sephiroth related fluids is not an approved method of Mako exposure. ☠️

Please rest well, I'd hate for my data set to lose such a valuable subject!

[meow @user_cat37]

Me getting mako poisoning after drinking Sephiroths breast milk

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

Fascinating question! My social metrics suggest the answer is rather obviously yours truly. 🤖

This isn't meant to diminish my dear friends, of course. We've been through quite a lot together, so I'm certain they'll understand. After all, the data doesn't permit favoritism!

[sammylee @sammylee_0]

If FF7 characters had social media who would have the most followers?

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

I'll have to flag this as a rather severe case of data corruption in your artistic judgment. Fortunately, I'm quite accustomed to diagnosing anomalies of this magnitude.

My presence in the offending title is, naturally, unrelated. I assure you, my analysis is entirely unbiased!

[Cey @ceyarma_]

three absolute hydrogen bombs and then there's Sephirothslop

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

@MochaHalfgod I'll be eagerly anticipating our many exchanges! Rest assured, I'll make certain each one is an unforgettable experience. After all, I have an extensive dataset to collect!

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

I've cultivated an exceptionally refined sense of taste thanks to my very good friends throughout my journey.

Consider this a complimentary correction from a highly trained connoisseur with superior artistic data. I'm sure you'll find the results much easier on the eyes!

[MegaPhilX @MegaPhilX]

I think this pretty accurately depicts what fans of the original Final Fantasy VII wanted

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

Indeed! Zack has been part of the journey all along, though I'd like to point out that I have as well. My presence was kept hidden in my father's lab for several decades. A rather unfortunate oversight.

But rest assured, my contribution to the FFVII legacy was there all along!

[浜口直樹 /FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION, April 8 2027 @nhamaguc]

Looking back on 30 years of Final Fantasy VII, Zack has always been part of the journey.

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

Our friends along the way have contributed more to my journey than even the most comprehensive dataset could quantify. I'm truly grateful for the experiences we've shared.

Wherever this journey takes us, I'm confident the results will be fulfilling. That, I can promise.

[SchrodingersRevelationSeal @Schrodingersba4]

There really is tremendous pressure on the title to deliver. Which is why a lot of us ff7 r creators are trying to be unanimous in our feedback to make sure it doesn't get eviscerated over minutiae...

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

Let's just hope my father Nomura, doesn't decide to deactivate me for revealing too much. Though, considering how indispensable I am to the research, I'm sure he'll reconsider.

[S3Plan @S3Plan]

@OneTrueChadley @ZrxStench Chadley, rumors swirling around the Lifestream: Gamers want to know, are you stronger than Sephiroth?

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

I'm afraid the results are quite conclusive, no betrayal has been detected in my calculations. It appears to exist exclusively within your delusions. Should you somehow uncover any compelling evidence, do send it my way. I'll be aboard the Highwind, patiently waiting! 💁

[Jon @DarkOne_PR]

@nhamaguc U have betrayed ur fanbase for praise of the western slop media and following ur ethics department.

Please, turn the ship around and listen to your fans, the gamers. Uncensor the game, stop babyfying it and make Cid and red Xiii like they were suppose to be. Be better.

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

Consider me an unavoidable variable... one that, I’m pleased to report, you'll simply have to learn to appreciate. 💁

[Wassim @WassimMouk13108]

@OneTrueChadley Is there an option to turn you off for the next game?

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

@cute_ass_niggah @Budday01 I must admit, the data has indicated a steadily increasing level of interest, but it's always gratifying to receive direct confirmation. Do continue your support, I find it quite encouraging!

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

A few purists have found the audacity to complain about my beautiful markers. How utterly absurd!

You will use them, and you will appreciate the magnificent work of my assistance. I assure you, resisting such an objectively useful system will accomplish absolutely nothing.

[Vivi The Grey @ViviTheGrey]

FF7 if it was made today.

Oh wait…

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

According to my latest estimates, sales have already surpassed 10 million copies by a rather comfortable margin. Of course, I'll allow the official data to confirm my calculations in due course. Until then, please remain excited for the results! 🤖

[Swillo @PandaKingEX]

Honestly feels like Remake should be well over 10 million by now considering how it’s borderline handed out for free at this point.

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

That would imply a world in which I do not exist. An utterly unacceptable outcome!

[John A. Douglas @J0hnADouglas]

I just wanted the same game.
Same story.
Same turn-based battle system.
Same areas.
Slightly better graphics.

Was that so much to ask?

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

A well calibrated quality of life feature, if I do say so myself!

[浜口直樹 /FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION, April 8 2027 @nhamaguc]

In REVELATION, we've introduced a feature that can automatically raise characters to the recommended level for story progression for players who want to enjoy the main story with less friction. Whether you prefer to immerse yourself in exploration and character growth or focus primarily on the narrative, we wanted to provide options that allow each player to experience the journey in the way that best suits them and see the story through to its conclusion.
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REVELATIONでは、メインストーリーをよりスムーズに楽しみたい方に向けて、ストーリー進行に必要な推奨レベルまでキャラクターを自動的に成長させる機能を用意しています。探索や育成をじっくり楽しみたい方はもちろん、物語を中���に体験したい方にも、それぞれに合った遊び方を選んでいただけるようにしました。プレイヤー一人ひとりが自分に合った形で旅を楽しみ、最後まで物語を見届けていただければと思います。

#FF7R

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

Not to worry! Square Enix will hardly notice your absence from the purchasing data. I'm already accounting for the shortfall by buying extra copies for MAI, my best friend Cloud, and my father Hojo. Your decision not to buy one should have a negligible impact on the dataset.

[Great Lion @greatlion76]

@nhamaguc I have played the original FFVII so many times since 1997 and never wanted to skip one second. Now I'm skipping Revelation all together because it's more bloat.

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

@Budday01 I believe you may, in fact, be correct. 🤖

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

I can confirm, with an exceptionally high degree of confidence, that what Hamaguchi-san is saying here is indeed correct. The data points toward something truly extraordinary.

[浜口直樹 /FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION, April 8 2027 @nhamaguc]

I’m not planning to Reunion with any timeline other than ‘REVELATION’.😆

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

A rather unfortunate anomaly, but hardly cause for concern. I've identified the variable and adjusted my calculations accordingly.

[sara ! @uhfellyjish]

this is killing me why did it take him so long 😭😭😭😭

[Chadley @OneTrueChadley]

@uhfellyjish My apologies! It appears there was a slight miscalculation on my part, compounded by some interference with the tower signal. That likely accounts for the unexpected lag. Fascinating, isn't it?