Stephen Raab

Opinions my own.

[Stephen Raab @OneTrueStephen]

Spotted at my local Barnes & Noble— @Analog_SF January/February 2025, featuring my debut short story “Battle Buddy!”

Get yours today!

[Stephen Raab @OneTrueStephen]

@JJ_McCullough @ChHouseBooks Just off the top of my head there’s the one where Sideshow Bob sings HMS Pinafore, or the moon video with a punchline that turns on you knowing who Adlai Stevenson was

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@agraybee I’ve always felt the opposite even if it’s an illusion.

The cash in my wallet is already out of my account—spending it won’t make Number Go Down

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@agraybee The body keeps the score

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@agraybee “I don’t think you should get to murder anyone you think is evil”

“lol terminal law brain”

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Saying both parties are the same is maybe the dumbest possible opinion a person could hold in 2026 and we're never going to stop pointing that out.

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

Everytime you get sick from an infectious disease for the next 20 years please remember that this admin canceled multiple promising vaccine developments to give you this idiot slop instead

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@agraybee Silicon Georg, who makes 10,000 apps per day

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@AntiVector @agraybee The version I have heard was that if the computer was unable to calculate a clearly advantageous move it was programmed to select a random option

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@bunchonumb3rs @agraybee Her policy proposals were risible, so…

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@CentristMadness Huh, let’s hear this one out

“Mercury” uhhh

“Meridian lines” ok byeee

[Thag Simmons @d_h_sanders]

Funny how when the libs start doing direct action a bunch of new rules appear making it the wrong way to do direct action.

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@SpaghettiKozak @PunishedFredda @LadelaBackup I mean my issue with the line is that “problematic” instantly grounds the show in 2013, not 2300.

What’s next, will she say they’re “cringe”?

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@agraybee “Supposedly this computer is the most sophisticated piece of information technology in the history of the world, but my child just plays Tetris with it”

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@agraybee The WW2 Museum is worth the money

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@agraybee “Quietly selling off Canada”

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@agraybee October 7 also didn’t come close to achieving any kind of strategic collapse—it never could have.

By the end of the second day the IDF was already on the tactical offensive. Their military was essentially untouched.

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@agraybee If they’re interrogating you and offer you a donut, don’t take it! If you eat it, you automatically incur life in prison.

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@the_ason @agraybee You get a discount if you bring a friend

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@agraybee Next, we crack down on infiltration of the NHS by the Skrull

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@Thatdoginme3 @agraybee RETVRN to Hot Coffee