Seth Brody

I grew up in the burbs and all I got was this lousy Keurig...

[Harris Wittels @twittels]

Fuck. Was just recorded by the google earth car. Just to be clear, I was jerking off NEAR pigeons, not TO them.

[Harris Wittels @twittels]

That feeling of when you wake up and think it's just another day but then realize OH SHIT Its THROWBACK THURSDAY!!!

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

@UPS thought I would give you a running start before my fiance finds out...

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

@rudetanks @QuickBooks just switch to Single User Mode, run Verify, then Rebuild, then Condense, then cry, then rollback to Enterprise 12

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

No I don't want no Thrush/Thrush is a guy that will not fuck in 2013/living in his parents pad/tree_bro's rad/Thrush won't fuck in 13'

[🪨 @jonmccurley123]

Fat bottom girls is playing so loud in this budget car rental place the people have to kind of shout into the phones

[Aaron Burdette @AaronBurdette]

Mario returns from another day of golfing, karting and tennis. "Did you do any plumbing today?" his wife asks. A hungry baby cries.

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

@pushinghoops Umbrella shows internet traffic in Syria has dropped off. Positive thought for all involved.

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

@NikkiGlaser Hey, looking great tonight Dick'ole!

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

Its a miracle I haven't been the first guy to die from drowning in Visine.

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

@Spiceworks is the Community down right now?

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

@Office365 Unable to open http://t.co/o0gTtdiY, our users unable to open shared calendars and I have connection issues with Lync. Outage?

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

@nottjmiller I'd like to talk to you about the Light of Genesis.

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

None of the support techs I've talked to today had a good Labor Day, I asked.

[Brian James @Brian_Brian419]

@OneWayFlight @moredskins21 @mdquikstep @CuttinReps I can't believe he's been gone a year. You'll never be forgotten. #KeyLight

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

Today: Knocked out the SQL project that will saves us thousands of $$$ a week.
Next Week: Not eligible for overtime during a Holliday week.

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

@royboyprods love that one

[Seth Brody @OneWayFlight]

.@kidrock my schedule for 2013 just opened up. If you still need an interpretative dancer hit me up big guy.

[conor hankinson @ConorTripler]

RT IF U THINK BAM MARGERA SHOULD START GOIN BY HIS FULL NAME, BARACK OBAMA