One Regend

Bitter and cynical shitposter. If you've come looking for optimism, you're looking in the wrong place.

[One Regend @One_Regend]

@UrinatingTree You have to wonder how long the Tampa Bay Rays are going to stick with Kevin Cash. Two World Series appearances and they both ended on a quick hook. Not saying they were going to win, they were still going to lose, but in either instance, Kevin Cash didn't give the team a chance.

[One Regend @One_Regend]

@UrinatingTree Honestly, I'm fine with whoever wins the World Series. But wouldn't it be really funny if the Brewers lose four straight games?

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@UrinatingTree That "Congrats, Dodgers!" video is going to be real diabolical, isn't it?

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@UrinatingTree If the Brewers get reverse swept, Legacy of Failure time. Dont care that they still have Jackson Chourio and Brice Turang, or most of their core.
(On 1 hand I wish they would do Baseball a favor and eliminate the Dodgers but on the other hand it would be SO FUNNY if they choked)

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Sure. Let's hire a guy that got carried by high-end talent. What could possibly go wrong?

[Fish On First @FishOnFirst]

It took less than two weeks for the Marlins to fill the biggest opening on their coaching staff heading into 2027. https://t.co/qg5Vis35qf

✍️ @kevin_barral

[One Regend @One_Regend]

@UrinatingTree It's the end of an era.

If their season goes sideways next year, think the Astros are ballsy enough to trade Yordan Alvarez for a massive package?

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@UrinatingTree Sad part is that record would win them the AL West division.

...Which is honestly more an indictment on the AL West, more than anything else.

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@UrinatingTree No Arte Moreno. No Dick Monfort. No Bob Nutting. No McCaskeys.

But George Steinbrenner?

[One Regend @One_Regend]

So what the Nationals series tells me is that the Marlins has neither the pitching depth nor the offensive talent to compete at this level.

Miami, you're not ready for the big dance. Stop pretending you are.

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So it's now August 30th 2026, and the Marlins #5 starting pitcher is a bullpen game.

...So how is that Ryan Weathers trade working out for you?

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@UrinatingTree I don't blame Julio Rodriguez. He had to have been mentally checked out at that point in the game. I would be too if the team I was playing for had been awful all season long and I witnessed a game like this unfold in front of me. But this is why I will never be an athlete.

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@CTPhDinSports @PAPSC2024 @DrMidnight95 @UrinatingTree They also said that about Boone last year.
...And the year before that.
......And the year before that.

[One Regend @One_Regend]

Only the Marlins.

[One Regend @One_Regend]

I really feel like I'm Nostradamus sometimes.

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Jacob Berry being given endless ABs despite stinking it up all of Spring.

I'm guessing this is his last chance to try and make an impression with the Marlins before they inevitably cut ties with him. Truly one of the most baffling draft decisions in recent history.

[One Regend @One_Regend]

Never liked the draft pick from the moment it was made, and seeing Jacob Berry play 3B live confirmed it. Quite possibly the most overrated prospect in Marlins circles.

Just Noble Meyer left. Once he's shown the door, we can close the book on the dark chapters of D.J. Svihlik.

[Isaac Azout @IsaacAzout]

News: The #Marlins have traded Jacob Berry to the Kansas City Royals, sources tell Fish On First.

Berry, the 6th overall pick in the 2022 MLB draft, slashed just .245/.325/.377 across 469 minor league games.

[Peter Pratt 🍷 @MiamiMarlins_UK]

Assume the Marlins were just about to release Jacob Berry, instead traded him for cash. Can’t see any other rationale..?

Egregious 1st round pick, everyone knew it when the pick was made, confirmed when we saw him taking grounders at 3B during his introduction at loanDepot

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@UrinatingTree Truly the Pirate of all time.

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@Lavinia_Vampvt Does video game soundtracks count? I have a strong preference to DKC2's Stickerbush Symphony. Though, it is far from the only song from that game I actually like.

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@marry_leena I can live without all of them.

[One Regend @One_Regend]

@marry_leena I believe that is standard Order of Operations. Priorities go, from first to last: Parentheses > Exponents > Multiplication > Division > Addition > Subtraction. In this case, the calculators place a priority of multiplication first, before the addition thus the different answers.