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[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Mosquitoes seeing you sleep naked under a mosquito net :

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Shoot your shot fellas

[Paul Novosad @paulnovosad]

When your PhD project gets a devastating community note

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Did they just accidentally admit that mass migration destroys countries?

[Waldo The Weak🧊🦉⚔️ Afro-Saxon Owl @irrationalmale]

Women will say this but then cry about male dating preferences.

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

Capitalists are happy to leave socialists alone to do their socialism.

But socialists won’t leave capitalists alone to do their capitalism.

This proves that socialism is an inherently coercive, authoritarian ideology.

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

Every western country is held to a non-existent moral standard for the rest of the world and then people like Zohran tell us we suck and their culture is beautiful.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

The things wey women dey do, you no go really understand the stupidity behind am until man do am.

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

If you receive government assistance you shouldn’t be allowed to vote until you are self sufficient. You don’t get to tell me how to run my house if you don’t pay the bills.

[Gopesh Khetan @GopeshKhetan]

> attacked on Hindu procession
> killed a 15 y/o Hindu boy
> total death count 3 Hindus

But yes sure, let’s pray for Muslims🤡

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

£100,000 because fascists can’t tolerate being criticised.

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Nigga ain’t send that money lmaoooo

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Imagine how crazy nursing homes are going to get when trans people get Alzheimer's and start wondering where their dicks went.

[L7 | Petey @peteyburn]

Kinda funny that if ur religion loses enough wars it gets downgraded to mythology after a generation or two

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

So we understand what gold digging is? Interesting.

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

Right, because Muslims never occupied Spain, or tried to sack Europe. They just wanted to live in peace, in their own land, and not bother anybody. Or something.

[DaveAY @Daveay7]

But Electricians make good money 😭😭

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

"Spain never had colonies"

So Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Uruguay, Venezuela just randomly decided to speak Spanish 🤡

[Adin - عدین - עדין @AdinHaykin1]

"We are a Jewish bioweapon"