Oni👿

Aesthetic 😎 | Futsal Player 🥉 | Football ⚽️ | Music 🎶

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

@Bashleo_ Baba iya e

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

God go punish your papa… oni jere aye

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Which dm? You think say I resemble your papa wey no get standard?

You too useless!

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

If no be say you sef no get sense, wetin you dey find for her dm in the first place?

All these alpha males be doing the most! You don't even practice what you preach and it's the foolish men who take you and other alpha males seriously that I pity the most.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

I toasted you but rather than post the chat I sent to you, you're posting my 2019 throwback picture? 😂

With the way I attack you women on this app, the first thing any woman will do is post my dms with her but no one can because I have never dmed any woman first on this app.

Itel just freed your neck after lying on their brand yet you're still moving that way. That means the tweet you made yesterday about a big account here sending you his dick is also a lie.

I go leave beautiful women wey I dey see everyday for UK go dey toast my fellow man for ikorodu wey fight wolverine for her prime who leave stretch mark for her breast?

You can try to shade me but you don't have to lie, senior man.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Football will hardly give you direct joy from your team doing well. You must find it in rooting for the downfall of your enemies.

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

Season one of suit boring as how?

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Season one of SUITS is very boring btw. I’ve tried to watch it twice, but I can’t get past it. They don’t make series like Prison Break and Blacklist anymore, the kind that get you hooked from the very first episode. Nobody is interested in slow-burn series, please.

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

Nothing comes close to red lace panties.

Nothing❌

[Rihanna @rihanna]

♥️ romantic corded lace @SavageXFenty

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

@bigwhalesfx Not sure that’s going to happen.

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

If they want to send them to the Championship or deduct points, they should deliver the verdict quickly. But one thing is certain, they won't win this battle because 115 charges are a whole lot and I hope they don't find a way to win this case.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.”

— 𝘙𝘶𝘮𝘪

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

“Civilization rests on the principle that we treat our criminals better than they treated their victims. That we not stoop to their levels.”

- Carl Elias.

[A...R...I...Z...O...N...A @_MzJayde]

Give me a movie quote so iconic, or a movie line that lives rent-free in your head, that we will know the movie instantly. 🎬

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

Nbl! As much as I’m a boob guy, that doesn’t cloud my judgment when it comes to stating facts. Ass gives women a more defined shape than boobs.

[pain @paaiinnnn]

I don’t care if you guys agree or not but a girl with a great ass and no boobs is way hotter than a girl with big boobs and no ass

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

Unpopular opinion: I find natural boobs more attractive than the ones that have undergone surgery even if they’re saggy. 😭

Natural just looks better to me🤭

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

I watch clothes finish, rain start dey fall… oya na😭

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

Another reason why I never wanted to take English when the proprietress of a school asked me to teach it.
English is hard, and sometimes you’d think they change the meaning of words every day.

Anyways, I just learnt something new today.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

What do you think is the most misused word in 9ja?

I'll go first.

MALICE
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What you call Malice is Stonewalling.

Refusal to talk to a person and cut off communication during conflict, or anger, is called STONEWALLING.

Malice simply means intention to commit harm.

Nobody is keeping malice with you. That phrase doesn't exist and doesn't make sense in English. The person is stonewalling you.

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

@YeniVaddy Weray😂😂😂

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

If my girl doesn't ride my D like this on Saturday, I'll send her back home.

[notyboi 🦁🦁 @JMic577]

If penis enter now all this skills will vanish

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

[smallchops 💀 @car_tyre]

espionage, fbi, undercover agents and conspiracy series are the best genre of series to ever exist

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

Wa, shey ogun fe kpai ni😂

[Enori🎀 @Brattyenori13]

Why wait till you’re old and dying before buying it when you can buy it now and keep it?
This is a huge purchase 🥰more people need to do this,big congrats to me🙂

[Oni👿 @Oni_futsal]

@Adebay0r__ Nbl! But that’s unarguably the best song on that album.