aburoJesu

Entrepreneur, Farmerpreneur, Mumpreneur, Lover of God and one husband

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi02]

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[Krishna Agrawal @Krishnasagrawal]

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[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@_t0riaaa_ Congratulations on your new job 🎊 👏

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@UseLemfi I haven't received any mail in my registered email. You waited till I was defrauded and you're here saying ...we're pleased. Iam your dissatisfied customer. I'm not pleased!

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@UseLemfi I am waiting in your DM.

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@UseLemfi Done. Pls check your DM

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@UseLemfi You haven't responded to my mail and live chat since yesterday. It's over 24 hours! I need my money.

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@firstladyship Hmmmm.

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@Temmy_omoileri Continue to receive God's strength and comfort sis. Accept my condolences.

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@fmhottathanfire @OnyeAdugbo I try to cook smoky jollof bit if it's not naija ehn, it can't be like naija. The paparazzi in naija is incomparable. Idan gan gan!

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@nwachukwufredy @OnyeAdugbo Anything is possible. People are in open relationships here. 😊

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@Cal_ProdigalSon @OnyeAdugbo I have. Dad's burial last you. Pop in, pop out. No time.

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@adexnueI @OnyeAdugbo Exactly how they say it! 😊😊

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@ikebuya @OnyeAdugbo People don dey do re-japa from Canada too now. Especially remote workers.

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@KenWiwa4 @OnyeAdugbo Influence outcome! Your political career don finish be that. O Canada!

[Chiwunna Ibe ☦️ @OnyeAdugbo]

Living in Nigeria VS Living in Canada

Nigeria: You can have many Househelps
Canada: You Can't, too expensive. You'd do everything yourself

N: You can have your mechanic come to your house and pick/fix your car
C: You gotta book for the mechanic 1/2 weeks ahead and take/tow your car to their store.

N: You can buy land and build your own house
C: You CAN'T except you are Elon Musk. You will have to mortgage a property and pay till you are 65-70 years old

C: You Pay Property Insurance
N: Wetin be this 👆👆👆

N: Average car Insurance is 70k naira Per year
C: You pay at least $150 pm depending on Area

N: You have a good circle of friends and buddies around you
C: You are isolated, your closest buddy might be 10 hours drive away.

C: Beaches, Parks and waterside entries are free
N: Eruku must collect money before you enter Elegushi or Alpha beach

N: Tech is still in its Infancy, so you have buffet to feast on if you know what you are doing
C: Tech is advanced and you are in constant battle with Indians, Pakistanis, Chinese and others

N: 12 months for enjoyment and to have fun
C: You only have 3 month to really enjoy and that's if you can afford it

N: As a single woman bad as e bad, you'd still have one or two guys on your case and ready to serve😘 
C: You'd rely 99% on machinery  🤐🤐🤐

N: An average Nigeria has at least 12 free social events to attend a year (weddings, birthdays, house openings, anniversary, naming ceremony, child dedication, memorials, freedom)
C: If you see 3, you've had a blast you be odogwu

N: Earn around $20k a year, you are rich. You can buy the entire FourPoints By Sharaton in V.I  😂😂🤣 
C: Earn $60k a year, You still are struggling

N: Plenty free monies from uncles, friends, fathers, politicians 
C: You could get a couple rebates from the govt. but it comes with clauses. No other free money from anywhere

N: You can dodge and avoid tax confidently and easily
C: Dem no born you well

N: Max 2 weeks to see a doctor for a procedure
C: Could take up to 6 months and more

C: You could get sued if it snowed and someone falls on your walk way and gets injured
N: Anybody can like to fall inside gutter, na him and him papa business

C: Straight forward, orderly, no razz ness, no back door
N: All of us dey craze

If I'm forgetting anything, Please add them below

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[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@JamieOlat @OnyeAdugbo I did that class 5 driving test 3 times before I passed despite having driven in Nigeria for like 15 years.

[aburoJesu @Onimotol]

@OnyeAdugbo No lie! I've never attended a wedding here. In 4 years bcos it's either I don't know the couple directly (you can't gatecrash events here) or a colleague just mentions he/she/they is getting married. Meanwhile, informing doesn't mean inviting here. I miss naija owambe.