Onion the Cat

I fuck shit up and knock shit down DAILY. #adventurecatintraining

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

Just takin' a quick heckin' tour of my new house!

#househunters #playskool #hasbro #dollhouse #cat #cats #house #doll #cute #funny @jamiecentral
#makemeamodel #adventurecat #adventurecats #adventurecatintraining #dog #dogs #queereye4

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

@lorenbouchard WHAT IS LINDA BELCHERS MAIDEN NAME?? FANS NEED TO KNOW!! so sorry it is coming from a cat at 4am. help me #kpop #nopuedeser #CatsOfTwitter #bobsburgers

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

@TeddyandBertie you heckin should

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

momther stop that and come home
#CatsOfTwitter #lobsteroftwitter #redlobster @redlobster @panerabread @kroger

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

im in a box.
#stealth #CatsofTwittter #CallofDutyVanguard

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

I survived 1m 5s and got a score of 101 in https://t.co/kAUD3HtVoS! Can you do better? Come and play https://t.co/CpvH8jUVsp ñhswqppollñll

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

@StrayLiotta yes. run far run fast

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

pk so i dont remember what i was so heckin' mad about but yell with me fam.
#cats #CatsOfTwitter #dogsoftwitter #saturday #caturday #angry

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

@jwillisdovetail @MunchPudding @SoxandD @BaggaleyLiz @DomainDoris @HazelandRemy @SuzPilks hi tag me next time. i like sun

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

@sarahmog CAR CAT

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

@mercedeshwx puke in their shoe

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

@MaximilianTyson heckin shiny boi

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

i love your poems. i wish i had such a great cat translator.

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Mama's up, so I is up too!
I follows her awound.
I purr and be cute.
I halps her get reddy for werk.

I halps her tie her shoos.
I gwab my puffball.
Den I clime into my bakkypak agen.
I is reddy too!

But mama ses I no can gos.
She gibs me a kiss.
Den she leebs wifout me.
Agen.

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

my hooman is LEAVING ME for FIVE DAYS. someone contact cat cps on my behalf. thanks. #cats #CatsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #cat #doge #wednesdaythought

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

im so sorry @AvrilLavigne but you cannot actually go on a million dates. my momther did the math and it would take 114 years if you had one date per hour without sleeping. and you should sleep. sleep is good. #caturday #sundayvibes #CatsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #AvrilLavigne

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

i was so smol. #cats #CatsOfTwitter #dogs #dogsoftwitter #thursday

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

These are my favorite #catparty moments!

Next party i think ima do a heckin' theme!

#protip turn the sound on!

#catsoftwiter #tuesdaymotivation #weekend #tuesday #cats #dogs #dogsoftwitter #love #cute #funny #tuesdaythoughts #tuesdaymorning

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

@fjarago me gusta guantes

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

#CatsOfTwitter #dogsoftwitter #WednesdayMotivation

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

i have just been informed that i am a cat. thisbis news to me. #cats #CatsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #SaturdayVibes #saturday #caturday

[Onion the Cat @OnionPuff]

@EvaLongoria willl you pay for my momthers dental surgery?