Onkar

Shitposting only

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

What is the point of buying the best noise cancelling earphones when I know that my mom will shout from the living room “Onkarrrr tula eka haaket aiku yet nahi ka? Aani donhi kaanat ka ghatlet? Eka kaanat ghal!”

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

Water fasting for weight loss is a pure hoax, tried it for 7 days but didn’t loose a single gram. I don’t understand what weight loss has to do with drinking water fast 🤷‍♂️

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

@ankursingh @kunalkamra88 Abey anpadh gawaar 😂

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

@Airtel_Presence I’ll tag the respective ministers as well to let them know how a customer is harassed for days. My work has been affected due to Airtel’s negligence.
@AshwiniVaishnaw @devusinh @neerajmittalias
@airtelindia @Airtel_Presence @airtelnews

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

Hello @airtelindia @airtelnews my broadband has stopped working past 6 days. Even after raising multiple complaints the issue hasn’t yet resolved. The technician came, checked the broadband and said he’ll come back again. Since then he hasn’t been picking up the call.

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

@Airtel_Presence I’m sad that the pathetic service on a minimal issue has lead to this. I’ll be getting a new provider tomorrow. @airtelindia @Airtel_Presence @airtelnews

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

@Airtel_Presence Hi, I’ve updated a request on the Airtel thanks app for removal of the connection. I’ll get a new service provider. I thought this could have been handled with priority still haven’t received any acknowledgement of this issue on message or on thanks app.

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

@Airtel_Presence It’s been 6 days Ashwini ! @Airtel_Presence @airtelnews
I’ve raised a ticket on 8th may, ticket ID 10431038038

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

@Airtel_Presence Still there is no response ?!?! @airtelindia @Airtel_Presence @airtelnews

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

With some people I’m in a “Happy birthday and thank you” friendship.
Where the whole chat is them wishing me on my birthday then I saying them thank you and vice versa for the last 5 years.

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

Being the district level champion among my friends and family in Dumb Charades, I’ve found out that the possibility of a Hindi movie with 5 words turning out to be “Mein Prem Ki Deewani Hu” is 99.78% !

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

Bhai ye January hai ya Janfebmarchuary ?

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

You know when Stephen Hawking said “Zhdkwieh balvdlsiwvs lapdugevsl gidfcpsp”, we all felt it 🥺❤️

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

Office mein colleague ke saath vibe match ho na ho par dono ka AC temperature comfort match hona chahiye. Majhya colleague che vadil Santa Clause asaave mhanun hya BC la 24 taas 18 degree var lagto AC.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: I'm sick can you take my shift?

Coworker: sure thing

me; thank you so much1

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

I’ve seen a lot of disturbing things throughout my life but what I saw today has traumatised me to another level, I have 30 mutuals with Elvish Yadav !

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

@iamsrk Nothing to ask just wanted to say that you’ve been an inspiration throughout my life and I feel lucky to be a part of a generation who has seen you grow and reach at this pinnacle of stardom. Lots of love ❤️ #AskSRK

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

Pura tournament itna accha khel ke bhi agar India world cup nahi jeet ti, toh mera Team India se uthe na uthe par Bhagwaan se vishwas jaroor uth jayega bro 🥲

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

Back in my role of Diwali Faral connoisseur, tasting each faral after it’s made and giving reviews, which I know has zero value.

[Onkar @OnkiBongo]

@imsachinwaje 😂😂😂