Tony

Below average golfer

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

Alright. I'm ready to go. Wait, I'll be ready soon. Well, probably be ready after this mid morning nap. Then after brunch, try and stop me. Well, maybe I will have that second cup of coffee. After that, the world is mine.

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

@NPRinskeep He's not in control of his bowels either 🤷‍♂️

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

Chris Simms dunking on Ted Cruz and the absurdity of politics trying to "fix" college football while the country is in the shitter is something to see. Love it!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

WOW had no idea Chris Simms had it in him like this 🔥….no lies detected

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

For the umpteenth time: Quit trying to analyze Trump. Quit trying to figure out why he says and does the things he says and does. I’m so fucking sick of listening to some panel on CNN try to discuss his latest bizarre pronouncement like he’s some normal human being. Stop that. This isn’t complicated- He’s not a normal human being. He’s a sociopath. He lies as he breathes. He’s an idiot. He’s a Russian asset. He gets off on being cruel. He’s never been held accountable for anything he’s done his entire life. He’s a horrible person. And he’s the biggest fucking crybaby who’s ever lived. That’s it.

[Charles Robinson @CharlesRobinson]

Whoa. Chris Simms punching until his arms had nothing left. Obliterated the Ted Cruz appearance on ESPN's College Gameday last week, lobbying for the Protect College Sports Act. The line telling Cruz to go back to Cancun like he did when people in Texas were freezing … savage.

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

Fascinating!

[Ngoc Anh @nqocahnn_]

Imagine being pinned by a snake with a pride of lions watching, only to stand up and square off against the whole lot of them. Absolute main character energy from this eagle.

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

@vviramontes YUM

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

😂😂😂

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

LOL this whole bit from John Mulaney was so good. I need him to host the Emmys next year

"Some of the men in this category do method acting, and some do regular, less annoying acting..."

"I believe it was DJ Khaled who said 'real men don't go down on their wives,' but these nominees know that that is B.S. They know there's often less pressure on them if they do that first"

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

Lets go Texans!!!!!!

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

@CalltoActivism He's got resting pedophile face.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

BELOW: Donald Trump honors the victims of 9/11 by flying his eyelids at half-staff.

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

@vviramontes Not in this country. Especially not in this state lol. I almost always make multiple meals when I eat out.

[Houston Firefighters @FirefightersHOU]

#NeverForget #September11 #343

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

Such a horrible day 25 years ago today. One of the reasons I eventually became a firefighter. We can't forget, shouldn't forget, and will never forget.

[N O S ⋊ Ɔ I ᴚ ᴚ Ǝ ᗡ ⊥ ⊥ O Ɔ S @scottderrickson]

Roughly a third of this country still supports Donald Trump.

If you are one of them, you are a fucking idiot.

Come at me, I don’t care because you are a fucking idiot.

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

Trump to midterm voters if they vote Republican

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

Unfortunately for Trump, AI can't fix his problem of not being able to see his pecker.

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Biggest takeaway seeing Texans Rivalries in the retail wild is that it's going to be out of control on the field. One of my favorite new uniforms in recent memory.

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

The pick everyone criticized.

[PFF College @PFF_College]

Highest Graded Rookie TE from the NFL Preseason:

🔵 Marlin Klein, Texans: 75.8

@UMichFootball

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

@WillKunkelV Yanks

[Tony @OnlineZombie]

@CR7HalaMadridSi @TexansCommenter I didnt realize he did that. So I can see why the trade now. But still, for a contender like the Pats, I'd rather have 3 good WRs than 2.