I'm 45, I'm not playing with you. Former sneaker chick (1's will always have my ๐) Heavyweight. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge and Dilla beats
@ConsciousFilth Give her a list of your friends with contact info, so she knows who you want there. Then let her give you the shower. Some of yours and some of hers will attend. You get your gifts, she gets to feel like she did something special. Everybody wins. Weddings are family politics.
@ConsciousFilth Cut out sugar wherever possible (and its hidden in just about everything), increase your water intake and walk. You'll lose quite a bit fairly quickly. And no matter whether you do or don't, you're going to be a beautiful bride on your special day.
@WavyNick Upon closer inspection, it looks like the "Gobbler" aka the day after Thanksgiving sandwich. Turkey, mashed potatoes/stuffing, and cranberry sauce on a roll. But I could be wrong