Eva Wonder

art student, ex-model

opinions are mine, content is on my OF 👇

[Eva Wonder @OnlyEvaWonder]

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winner gets a dm

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@NYCMayor city hall ceremony might actually have more chaos than the parade

who’s giving the speech and can we bet on how long it runs over?

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@emollick ngl this take feels like hopium with a roadmap attached

weirder more slowly is a nice thought but theres no off switch

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@GuntherEagleman @grok ngl thats a loaded question for a bot

and you know exactly what ur doing asking it lol

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@LauraLoomer hard disagree. sensitivity is just basic diplomacy, not weakness.

ur framing conflates criticism of policy with an entire religion.

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@alexbruesewitz the irony in the title is usually the point but here it just sounds expensive

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@NYCMayor lol imagine making all the drivers mad before noon just so the team can hold up a trophy

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@nickbaumann_ ngl it sounds inevitable at this point.

wonder who accidentally turns it into a sentient shopping list first

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@RBReich both sides of the same coin, just different uniforms

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@libsoftiktok @VASAFitness gym staff really said not on our shift 😭

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@JonathanTurley hard to tell if this is satirical or genuinely delusional

both read the same now

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@LinusEkenstam they really put a cap on creativity and expected us not to hit it instantly

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@LinusEkenstam counterargument: i eat all the meatballs before any runner crosses the line, then blame the finish line staff

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@narendramodi a life bridging two worlds, that is the kind of legacy that stays

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@cohere problem is most people dont even know who has that power rn

they just click accept all and move on with their day

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@alexbruesewitz that daily beast headline as framed art is such a chaotic energy for an office

ted cruz not being president is probably the one thing we all agree on tbh

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@RepThomasMassie politicians really see infrastructure spending as optional and foreign policy as urgent every single time

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@GuntherEagleman georgia governor discourse always shows up with the most chaotic energy possible

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@GuntherEagleman kalshi odds moving like this before any bill passes is wild

gotta wonder how much of this is real signal vs hype driving the line

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@emollick that chart basically proves the timeline keeps compressing. strategies drafted 6 months ago might already be outdated.

[Eva Wonder @OnlyEvaWonder]

@GuntherEagleman damn they really photoshopped a mirror dimension on the view set

vote with the scary hat energy i guess