Josh Elton

Comedian. Musician. Joined twitter in 2009 to send fan mail to Bowling for Soup. Don’t use it much

[Josh Elton @OnlyJoshing]

@Annemarieward Trying to take smear the man in the bin is fucking brilliant. You have made it ten times funnier. Can you PLEASE make an attack ad?

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@PoliticsJOE_UK It’s not even “some of my best friends are black” it’s my relatives are black and they think I’m mental.

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@TheLastFarm Genuine question for religious people. Can Jesus cringe?

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@The_Kyle_Mann We literally had Not My King protests at the UK coronation. Do you people not have Google?

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@rickygervais Guys the cat is just autistic.

[Comedy Sheep @comedysheep]

🚨FFRINDIAU!🚨
We're heading to @edfringe again! 🥳
Producing some fantastic comedy, including full debuts from @OnlyJoshing & @StAlun, work in progress from @comedylopez, another excellent Juan Solo show, & Late Night Best of Wales Showcase!
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@Suzierizzo1 A funeral

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@raggapegs Wait it's make up?!!! I thought it was like a botched science experiment. A make up person does that on purpose every day?!!!

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@LucasSa56947288 Concise.

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@Snit_Fit @BigDog963020 @joncoopertweets Killshot.

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@LakotaMan1 I am actually a bot. Sorry.

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@RonFilipkowski This is what baffles me. The one on the right looks CONSIDERABLY better. He is genuinely the most absurd looking politician in American history and one of them had wooden teeth.

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@rustyrockets Bang a couple more syllables in there Russ. You nearly said “I think Trump is okay and bureaucrats are Nazis” in language people could decipher.

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@DelusionPosting Half the statues in Rome have had their dicks rubbed clean off.

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@primalkey You wait till your hear about Jesus

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@elonmusk Honestly, how often are you mashing potatoes Elon Musk?

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Cam Winnett is having a great game

But why are our professional rugby players the only people in Wales NOT on steroids? #WALvFij

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@JonathanPieNews Who are you rooting for?

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@bradleyforco Did she or did she not say "some scholars have said that..." That's how history works. You reference different scholars and you debate the facts with evidence. You are engaging with it. So she did her job.

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@dale37844138 @Bristolblueeyes These are literally mugshots taken by police.