Sir Martin Lewis

Cardigan wearer and yet to be dead poet

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

oh for the days
when all our cares
were freeze dried coffee
love affairs

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

What a reprehensible piece of shit this Mitch McConnell chap is, she's hardly cold @senatemajldr

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

another little #poem

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

I'm "if the film Armageddon was real, I kind of hope Bruce Willis bottles it before pushing the button" years old.

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

A #poem

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

#OldestTweetWhichHasARecentLike

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

they say you can't judge a book by its cover but i'd suggest the Roy of the Rovers Annual 1979 was a pretty safe bet

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

A piece of prose for the full moon #poetry

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

Langage des Fleurs (a poem) https://t.co/NstQmg68pM via @wordpressdotcom

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

Iceland? That's the fish fingers sorted then.

[Dominic Raab @DominicRaab]

We’ve started formal negotiations on our future relationships with Iceland, Liechtenstein, Norway and Switzerland.

Trade with these important partners is worth £66bn and we’re committed to build on the progress in talks to strengthen these partnerships

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

My little rhyme about a Starling, entitled Passeri https://t.co/C7R7yj4yH4 via @wordpressdotcom #poem

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

When sitting lakeside at 6 a.m. on a sunny weekend morning with your best pal on the planet, it's very easy to forget even the most tawdry of apocalypses.

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

Awoke in a cold sweat after a dream involving Stephen Fry threatening to beat the living shit out of me for making fun of his George Formby impression.

[Leonard Cohen Memory @mrleonardcohen]

Ring the bells that still can ring

[Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell]

Matt Hancock announces all stable doors to be closed in 10 days' time.

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

BREAD & CIRCUSES!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LAW & ORDER!

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

PRESIDENTIAL FUCKWITTERY!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT!

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

@kitty_kelliher Mine are Leonid and Brezhnev

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

CHIPS & MUSHY PEAS!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LAW & ORDER!

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

@GaryLineker Billy Fury on Pier Head and Uwe Seeler's giant foot in Hamburg

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

what's the spell for going back in time and not buying any of her fucking books?

[Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis]

a #haiku