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Eat Sleep Shit Repeat // The princess of procastination

[Zulfa 🤍 @ZulfaWahidaaa]

Kang Gary's son: "You don't have work because of coronavirus. Don't buy me more"
30 months old kid can be this matured? 😭. Dia nak toys yang besar, but he chose stuffed toy instead 🥺

[SGAG @SGAG_SG]

Hahahah this is what you should do when the police is behind you and you are not wearing a mask

[barbilú @BARBlLU]

Calvin Klein, 1992. Kate was underage and didn't know she would have to pose topless + with a guy. She had a nervous breakdown because of this.

[Mr. H 🇵🇸 @asonofapeach]

Why gahmen say “circuit breaker” instead of “lockdown”?

It’s all about the choice of words honey. Different people react to different words, differently. You all gahmen say dorscon orange oredi you all chao cheebye hog the supermarket, still wanna argue about semantics ah?

[alvin.phil @alvinpwm]

growing up as an african in singapore mostly means my accent is confused

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

I don't stalk, I investigate.

[Amy Sowerby @amysowerby]

My boyfriend was explaining to me how its nice to be with me as I'm so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate, he says well all you need is to sleep well, eat lots and go for nice walks, to which I suddenly realised I am a golden retriever

[♚ §ⓗ뮟l F∞♥ @OnlyMeSheryl]

I really need to pass my driving tmr because I'm broke af already😭

[♚ §ⓗ뮟l F∞♥ @OnlyMeSheryl]

@shawnwongzj Just do your best💪💪💪

[Bill Gross @Bill_Gross]

In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-printed the 'Save' Icon."