OnlyMostlyIrish

What I lack in desirable human qualities, I make up for in self-deprecating sarcasm and the ability to remember the occasional knock knock joke!

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

@BarnSS_ @jenn79077508 @Honzly @Maxis120 @givemesumJin @ccoqui04 @chrissyteigen Go crawl back into whatever hole you came out of, you pathetic, judgmental little worm and don't come back out until you can think of something better to do with your day than trolling grieving mothers.

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

@AerLingus to answer your question, no, I am not satisfied with my interaction with your customer service because it's day 3 and I STILL DON'T HAVE MY BAG!!!!

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

@AerLingus I have now spent hours and over €50 on the phone with your miserable excuse for customer service and no one will tell me if my bag actually arrived on any of 3 flights it was "supposed" to be on. WHERE IS MY BAG????! #aerlingus #awfulservice #frightflight #noexcuses

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

@AerLingus It's been almost two days since you lost my bag. Any chance you can tell me if it's in the same country as I am yet? #aerlingus

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

@neylapekarek I saw you perform at the Bluebird festival this weekend. You were amazing and I loved the story of Rattlesnake Kate. So I did some research and it turns out we're related! Thank you so much for telling her story! I would never have known she existed.

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@LaraLeaTrump Shopping for new places to live now that their democracy has imploded doesn't count as a vacation. #FakeNews

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

That sound you're hearing is the EU breathing a massive sigh of relief. Apparently sanity does still exist in the world #MacronPresident

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

I could never have guessed how many voices would be raised with mine today. So proud and moved to have been a part of history. #WomensMarch

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

Some people seem to be under the impression that @realDonaldTrump is winning the #debate. Is there a secret debate that I'm not aware of?

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

I'm watching this #debate stone cold sober. Maybe that's why nothing @realDonaldTrump says makes a lick of sense.

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

Is "extreme vetting" that thing where bureaucrats review immigration applications while BASE jumping?#debate

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

@realDonaldTrump says that the solution to the healthcare crisis is more insurance companies. How?! Really just how?! #debate

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

@realDonaldTrump is legit throwing a tantrum right now like the giant man baby that he is. #debate

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

What would it take to get every news outlet in the country to replace their election coverage with reruns of The West Wing until November?

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

It's long passed time that our representatives were forced to seriously address this issue Too many people have died for this #holdthefloor

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

I periodically quit social media because I'm above it all. But I always come back because no one is better than Twitter. No, not even one.

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

Dear Men of Tinder,
If you cannot spell the word "sapiosexual", you probably shouldn't also call yourself one.
Sincerely
Enjoying the #irony

[StickItInYourPieHole @HeathersKitschN]

Happy St Patrick's Day! Here's the Booze and Pie BONANZA we promised! http://t.co/HZ4MTvVEDn #StPatrick #daydrinking #PaddysDay #Irish #pie

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

Watching #Glee is like seeing a psychotic break happen in extremely slow motion. Shark jumping has never been so disturbingly fascinating.

[OnlyMostlyIrish @OnlyMostlyIrish]

So I don't want to alarm anyone but there is actual water in the Los Angeles River right now. Is there an emergency number I should call?