Only Parents Say...

Things you never said before...
UNTIL YOU HAD KIDS!

[Sean Kelly @TeamSeanKelly]

Please don't draw on the wall with the hot dog #ThingsOnlyParentsSay

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Stop putting the TV remote in the washing machine!

#thingsonlyparentssay

[Psoriatic Pstandup @PsoriaticPstand]

Stop hitting me with your cheese #ThingsOnlyParentsSay

[Jenica Strider @JenicaStrider]

"I'm not sure if that's poop or not." #thingsonlyparentssay #children

[Chelsea (she/her) @redheadosity]

"You can have your dinosaur back if you stop trying to drink out of its butt" #ThingsOnlyParentsSay no.47 #parenting #parentproblems

[Danica Ross @danicaross]

"No throwing cheese!" #ThingsOnlyParentsSay #parenting

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We do not wipe dirty fingers on the dog!

#thingsonlyparentssay

[Jonathan Fallis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🥷🏻 @JonnieHACK]

#ThingsOnlyParentsSay "Can you please stop farting and just do your piano practice?"

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Don't lick the bird poo! 😳
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It's quiet in there. You must be up to something!

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Worms do not live indoors #thingsonlyparentssay

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Do not paint the kitchen floor blue!!

#ThingsOnlyParentsSay

[Nathaniel Lee @Scattercat]

"No, don't bite the table." #thingsonlyparentssay

[B C Crooky @BCCrooky]

#thingsonlyparentssay "stop swilling that custard like a fine wine"

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Stop feeding the dog toothpaste! #ThingsOnlyParentsSay

[Sara @thecookiemomma]

2+2 does not equal fish. #ThingsOnlyParentsSay