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acid is good for you.

official @uncrustables spokesperson.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Just so we're all clear on this, the Trump administration is harboring a fugitive illegal immigrant after they tried to steal an election with help from his billionaire donors.

Again.

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

Damn, so it worked?

[Only Poop Tweets @OnlyPoopTweets]

any of my music friends able to suggest a good drum machine / synth combo so i don't go spend my child's inheritance on a tr-1000?

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

loving parents

[Only Poop Tweets @OnlyPoopTweets]

@samweyheyy @clynicallysane if you didn't want to talk about it why didn't you shut the fuck up hours ago

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

The fear in Chuck’s eyes when Shaq said run it back 😂

[Only Poop Tweets @OnlyPoopTweets]

@filminquisitor wait until the dating show

[Only Poop Tweets @OnlyPoopTweets]

@MaryannNys64 @NYCMayor fuck yourself to death

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

On April 5, 1977, people with disabilities occupied government buildings across the country with simple demands: access to education, jobs, and public spaces. It has been fifty years since the Section 504 sit-ins, but the fight for those with disabilities continues.

This weekend, New Yorkers with disabilities and their neighbors marched and rolled in the annual Disability Pride Parade to honor that fight — and celebrate the city New Yorkers with disabilities have helped build. 

Whether it's through accessible bus stops or expanded school curriculums, our administration will continue to work towards a city where disability does not signify limitation.

[tutyscores ✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧✮ @artur_semh]

mais uma semana de trabalho

[Only Poop Tweets @OnlyPoopTweets]

the guy i buy weed from just opened a pizza joint and now i get a free slice with every purchase

[the freak 🇵🇸 @zoroshappytrail]

and to realize he was actively learning how to pilot commercial airplanes in the middle of all of this is insane

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@ASMRxism they hate women lol

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@MikeJazzpenis @gayest_tone this is the biggest cope ive ever seen you must be a brutally pathetic person in real life lmao

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

The NRA wants you to focus on how this was stopped, but the focus should be on how it started: a system that allowed a gun in the hands of a 16-year-old. By the time anyone could stop him, a 5-year-old, an 8-year-old, an 11-year-old, and their teacher were already dead. That’s not a reminder of anything except what our leaders failed to prevent.

[Only Poop Tweets @OnlyPoopTweets]

because we aren't gigantic cunts

[Elias🌲 @EliasofNE]

How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand

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in case you need to run through a wall today https://t.co/MMtfgUKIiF

[richard @richard_normal]

jesus christ

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@WillemDaFro unfortunately organic believable bait is critically endangered. ai nonsense is the wave of the future. it's like wild caught v farm raised.