your pretty site is going to hell

dad of all trades, father of none

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I used to be apolitical but now I'm (finger guns) ayyy, political

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@Pulppigeon @SpudboyDan @The_Last_Panda there are puff players who just want to do sick rests and walls of pain but begrudgingly accept that reality requires them to play more lame, and there are some who relish the opportunity to be unpleasant and have no style in their hearts

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@DirtyGlasses23 @viinayah_ there's no rule that says you must have a grass fire and water type or not repeat types

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

the cuica (that “whoop” sound) on this song has to be the most tasteful usage of the instrument outside of brazil in history

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@jakeyp0096 It'd be an insult as an epic. As it is, it's about as impactful as the median neutral common and slightly funnier.

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@missus_wormy I think it's actually probably fine that you chose to spend time with a person you were dating even though it wasn't a fun activity, but I'm not a therapist so this might actually be a serious problem.

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@btwntwinpeaks my best attempt at optimism is that I would not have heard this much cooler song if not for daft punk

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well

Me southern accent: not a problem mam

AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius

Me: god is a genius mam

AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me

Me: no mam

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@KELVlN_FILTER He asked his barber for a not great bob.

[SR(X)K Nephew @KELVlN_FILTER]

Saw in the replies that this guy has never seen Mad Men.

Pete Campbell? He thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but he arrived at it independently.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.

[Arnab Datta @ArnabDatta321]

Anniversary of one of the funniest tweet sequences I've ever seen from @jdcmedlock

[CDTVthaGoose @CDTVProductions]

never forget

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
https://t.co/8kY171r5w1

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@jsfry007 @aaronGolding9 @FT Offensive? Do you think the FT is a safe space for snowflakes like you?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New data reveals the average American family has lost $3,100 due to widespread price increases under Trump.

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@GiantToilet I don't have anything against the guy, but I've heard him say something that made me laugh once, and it was a joke that was probably written for him. I don't see the appeal at all

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@arfa2706 @Williamoogle I played it for the first time a few years ago and thought it was incredible. I think you're just bad at forming opinions

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.