I Am Spider-Man

I am the Amazing, the Spectacular, the ultimate, the all around great Spider-Man.

[I Am Spider-Man @Only_Spiderman]

Mysterio is a bitch, I'm NOT Peter Parker, I've never even heard of that guy. But I bet he's hella attractive.

[I Am Spider-Man @Only_Spiderman]

Into the Spiderverse. Greatest movie of all time. Well.. about me anyway. Well.. some version of me.. well.. Miles at least was awesome, I'm so proud.

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@GwendolynStacy Yes.

[I Am Spider-Man @Only_Spiderman]

@GwendolynStacy I'm thankful that you're not dead in some universe and also that Lewie's has rooftop delivery

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I've been quiet on this situation the last couple days because it hit so hard. @TheRealStanLee was the greatest man we had.

[I Am Spider-Man @Only_Spiderman]

@JJONAHJAMESON you're the sole reason people don't read newspapers anymore.

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Jake Gyllenhaal is going to play Mysterio. Which is a perfect fit, because his talent is all an illusion.

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@LudoRock Skeletons on Parade and Lake Ponchatrain. Even though I won't be there :(

[The Doctor @ItsTheDoctor]

Retweet if you’re a Whovian. #DoctorWho

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I am a lot better at saving the city from certain destruction from the sinister 6 than I am at Splatoon.

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@LudoRock I hope your eyes fall out

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Harry Potter and the hairy potter.

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That's just cold Miles. Ouch

[I Am Spider-Man @Only_Spiderman]

It's always nice to meet a fan.

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Haha oops, lost access to my Twitter for a hot minute. But, I'm back!

[I Am Spider-Man @Only_Spiderman]

@ItsTheDoctor What happened Otto? Vulture is attacking nightly.

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I need 2 more followers. Make your friends follow me, so they can see me tweet soothing whimsical once every couple months.

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It's the doing of Loki.

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This new 280 characters thing is crazy, I can write so many words. Like... uh... Gentrification, and centrifugal. And thwip! And most importantly, I can tell you that I am wayyyyyy cooler than Wolverine. He's nothing but a pointy ball of anger... And hair... So. Much. Hair.

[I Am Spider-Man @Only_Spiderman]

If you haven't seen Justice League yet, go do it. It's everything people have been demanding from WB. And it's a new beginning for a lighter, better Superman. Don't go see it though, if you're just looking for a reason to hate it. Keep an open mind, kids.