Lamont Cranston

Rumouredly sighted elsewhere. Seeking sanctuary.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

An eternal truth, proved here most days.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

Time for a Plan B with your fifth tackle kick option, DCE.
Assuming you've got one, of course.
#NRLDolphinsRoosters

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@JohnHMMcBride @friendlyjordies Perhaps look up "turboprop", old fella.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@JohnHMMcBride @kate6063714 @JaneCaro Certainly would be for your ex-wife.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

At what point was Foketi's forward momentum stopped?
Bunker seems increasingly concerned with how many tries they can disallow.
#NRLDolphinsRoosters

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@JohnHMMcBride @JaneCaro Bad divorce was it, Johnno?

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

Memo Secretary Burgum:
Please stop being a fucking idiot.
Thanks.
#Renewables
#WindTurbines
#Drones

[Acyn @Acyn]

Burgum on wind turbines: We have a report from Hegseth that it’s a national security threat. You could launch an attack on the US in with a bunch of drones coming through a wind tower field, it would undetectable until it was came through because the radar interference

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@PaulineHansonOz People doing journalism are always such a chore for dogwhistling populists who deal only in slogans rather than actual policies.
You're a mile wide and an inch deep, Pauline.
#OneNotion

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@StevenCheung47 Fucksake Oddjob, how do you not gag from embarrassing yourself with such obsequiousness?

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@Peter_Fitz If Hanson's the answer, they're asking the wrong question.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@roohmanc @Acyn *you're*
The removal of one small man's ego from a place it never deserved to be is to be reported - and celebrated.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@ThatTimWalker I'm sorry, this cunt⬇️ is talking about rudeness, civility, and manners?
Fucksake America, what is wrong with you?
#Trump

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@AaronxPeters @dailytelegraph Aaron, being a real hero against the scourge of the left and reds under his bed, has now of course blocked any reply.
Don't be like Aaron.
Aaron's a bit of a dick.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@AaronxPeters @dailytelegraph What made you so dull and angry, Aaron?
Leaving school early or some sort of acquired brain injury?

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@AaronxPeters @dailytelegraph You unimaginative cunts really need some new material.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@AaronxPeters @dailytelegraph Was looking for the silliest reply.
Congratulations.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@TimHansen259727 @PythagoreanGirl @StephenKing Well, it's a shitty presidency.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@PythagoreanGirl @StephenKing No sweetie, it's a called a metaphor.
Just like having your buddies do a half-assed patch job on a reflecting pool that'll have to be corrected later.
That's also a metaphor for the Trump administration.
Get it now?
No, of course you don't.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

So #America - if you're not embarrassed by this - what the fuck is wrong with you?
#WhiteHouse
#UFC
#Ballroom

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@JasonSpaceTime @Peter_Fitz Times are tough, and you choose to spend $13 a month for a blue tick on X.
Onya Jase, you're a example to us all.

[Lamont Cranston @Only_TheShadow]

@WhiteHouse The White House account has become a embarrassing place of crude abuse.
This would be the work of Steven Cheung.
Have you had a diabetes test, you fat fuck? You should.
#JabbaTheCommunicationsDirector