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@NovaGal47 @tomstakes At this point you’re the biggest fan of the show🤣😭

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@NovaGal47 @tomstakes You’re doing free promotion at this point. 💀💀

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@tomstakes @NovaGal47 “I don’t care” but you’re keeping track of who’s tagging you, reading every post, and writing paragraphs about it 😭😂 You don’t have to feel bad for me—feel bad for yourself. You’re doing unpaid PR for my mentions at this point.

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@NovaGal47 @tomstakes Stay tuned, the next episode is called “Still Pretending I’m Not Bothered” 😂

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@NovaGal47 @tomstakes Crazy how my “comedy” keeps you coming back for every episode though. You’re basically a subscriber at this point 😭

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@NovaGal47 @tomstakes ?

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@tomstakes @NovaGal47 If my team hasn’t earned it, why are you still showing up to complain about it? 😂💀

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@NovaGal47 @tomstakes “Not bothered” yet you keep replying like you’re trying to convince yourself 😂🤣

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@NovaGal47 @tomstakes Yeah, it made enough sense for you to read it, get bothered, and write a whole response about it 😂

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@tomstakes @Philly_Bul215 @_bobbysworld2 “It’s a team sport” until Hurts has a good game, then suddenly eagles fans turn into his entire PR department 😭😂

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@tomstakes Nah, that’s called you needing a dictionary to explain why your own joke wasn’t funny 😭😂

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@tomstakes Can’t wait for you to bookmark this tweet just to celebrate a hypothetical Cowboys loss 😭

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@tomstakes “Too good at it” is a funny way to say “we found one play we could spam, so we made it our personality” 😭💀

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@tomstakes imagine making our record your biggest accomplishment. 💀💀

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@tomstakes Calling 7 wins a “punchline” while writing a whole paragraph about the Cowboys tells us we’re living rent-free 😭💀

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@tomstakes Cluck said “your team never wins shit” like his own trophy case isn’t collecting dust 💀😭

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@tomstakes ‘Your team never wins shit’ is crazy coming from a fan whose entire argument is one Super Bowl ring and a lot of yelling 😂

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@GRVYWear You wrote a whole TED Talk about Cowboys fans just to tell us you “couldn’t care less.” If you really didn’t care, you wouldn’t be monitoring Dallas and Dak like it’s your full-time job. 😭

Seek self-awareness.

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@tomstakes The victim complex is undefeated. 😂😭