@laura_jackson79@BWallArthur I used to aspire to live in California. My wife, originally from Trinidad, lived there years ago and would love to return. But currently neither of us would want to live in the USA!
@TryCobalhaus In Japanese gardens, you're supposed to keep to the designated paths and not walk on the moss or suna, even if you're wearing "Japanese" (they're not) pants.
I see that The Official Monster Raving Loony Party are fielding three candidates in #clactononsea#Clacton
Farage is going to report them for cheating, isn't he?
@BBCNews People who can't be arsed to get the helicopter out and treat their kids to a day in the VIP stand at the Commonwealth Games should be ashamed of themselves.
I like @annettedittert but I find it infuriating that she turns off replies whenever she tweets something that she thinks might attract angry criticism.
@BBCBreaking I'm absolutely amazed by that sentence. Although I'm generally an opinionated git, I have absolutely no idea whether or not it's an appropriate sentence. It's just that I'd assumed he'd get a couple of years.
@BBCBreaking Polanski's an irritating tit, to be sure, but it's Reform UK who've drawn the attention of millions to this t-shirt.
Vote Lab/LibDem/Con and let the idiots on the periphery fight amonst themselves!