Kirby Mendyk

Twitter is the one website where i post my terrible opinions instead of my projects. Things that i make do not support or endorse my awful tweets.

[Kirby Mendyk @OopsKirbCheck]

Hot take:

Even though the founding father's of American government strictly warned against the 2 party system, we are currently using it today to keep the masses entertained while each party makes things worse in their own way until we beg for a autocratic surveillance state.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Kamala Harris Tells Stephen Colbert Democracy in U.S. is 'Broken' https://t.co/QWQbOCVTNW

[Aristotle 🏛️ @Aristotle7777]

Women used to be 30 years old married with 3 children and a husband living in a house they owned, with a high enough standard of living that she didn’t even need to work and could stay home.

Now 30 year old women have slept with 30 guys, have no children, are not married, live in an apartment and have to go to work full time just to survive.

This isn’t progress, this is societal decline and a dramatically lower quality of life being sold to women as their liberation when in reality it is their enslavement.

[⛈️Nebrasketball Ocho🏌🏻‍♂️ @Fulk_8]

I absolutely hate fireworks.

[Kirby Mendyk @OopsKirbCheck]

@Fulk_8 We do our shutdown maintenance right before the 4th. If we do not get machines running by the 3rd, gotta be there bright & early on the 5th

Its a yearly threat made by office people for us production workers to go at each others throats until its done.

Great analogy 4 politics.

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

This dude actually changed laws making it legal to fuck kids and give people aids on purpose and he’s STILL not left wing enough for the modern democrat party…..

[T.R. Sartor @DripChud]

We have an epidemic of women who cannot find a 6’8” multi millionaire golden retriever werewolf who respects her independence but will also lead her and give her space but also romance her but only when she wants, will not judge her past and also be religious but not serious.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

LMAOO.. Democrats gave a literal king a standing ovation.

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

Goyzogged white liberal foids when the “Noble Savages” who skinned people alive and ate em were fairly defeated in battle by 20 US cavalry men…

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

People laugh but this will be a major epidemic in just a decade or two, unlocking new galaxy brain tiers of mental illness and granting final legitimacy to the assisted suicide industry

[HowlingStrittposter @Strittposter]

We’re only a couple years away from women blaming the damages of feminism on men

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Bitch, atheists kill their kids to prioritize their desk job literally every day.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

there are fates that are so much worse than death

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

This is exactly what Jesus told us to do.

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

I’m gonna say something actually harsh and cruel for a change: if you really love your man why do you need random disappointing strangers on the internet to think you’re hot? And what does this say about your love for him and/or ability to love in general and/or understanding of what love is?

[Kirby Mendyk @OopsKirbCheck]

@Zyphic Huge news for the unemployed

[Link Lauren @itslinklauren]

As I’ve said, she tells her audience to be promiscuous and have sex with strangers. Meanwhile, she’s living the white picket fence dream with a traditional family. She needs the young girls who follow her to stay single and immature, otherwise her entire business model collapses. She’s a fraud.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

I will never begrudge anyone for wearing nice things (see the $3,400 Cartier ring he's lowkey flexing) but the audacity it takes to pretend to read a book by Vladimir Lenin while sporting expensive jewelry to a mostly broke audience is some next-level shit.

Lenin would've had this guy's whole family executed one by one while he's forced to watch.

[Way of the World @wayotworld]

It's OK, White people are using paper straws.

[bitchuneedsoap @bitchuneedsoap]

This is what socialism looks like.

Promise everything. Free buses. Free childcare. Rent freeze. City owned grocery stores.

Win the election on the promise.

Take office and discover the math doesn’t work.

Demand someone else pay. The governor. The legislature. The wealthy. Anyone but the voters who were told this would all be free.

When that fails, blame the structure. “We need a structural reset.”

Socialism never fails. It only ever gets betrayed by reality.

New York is about to learn what every other city that tried this already knows. The bill always comes due. And it never comes due to the people who promised it would be free.