Opal Binia has five eyes

I like Post-it Notes

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@realDonaldTrump Can you imagine if this moron was in charge of things during #Katrina?
Not that the moron in charge at the time was a hell of a lot better, tbh.
#RepublicansAreEvil #YesAllRepublicans

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

I bet these are fun to wear because you don't have to be "pretty" while wearing them.

[Colossal @thisiscolossal]

Squishy flesh suits quilted by textile artist Daisy Collingridge https://t.co/c8HmEkQtnT

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@AITA_reddit @redditships When you're 21 you should dump someone for the pettiest possible things, why put up with nonsense at that point. It's just practice.
In this case, aside from all the obvious reasons, douche dOeS tHaT sTuPiD rAnDoM cApS tHiNg. Throw him into the sun.

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@MollyJongFast Out of all the gormless, chinless failsons in the world, @LaraLeaTrump chose Eric to get naked with*.
That tells you everything you need to know about Lara Lea Trump.

*truly sorry for that mental image

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Expressions for simultaneous sun and rain (sunshowers):

5. Foxes are taking a bath (Finland)
4. A poor man got rich (Kazakhstan)
3. Witches are combing their hair (Catalonia)
2. The devil is making pancakes (Oldenburg)
1. A zombie is beating his wife for salty food (Haiti)

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

"Straight women are evil. Straight women are unnecessary"
Overheard on the bus just now.
Fuck your #gaymisogyny

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@Brasilmagic @DeanObeidallah @realDonaldTrump Oh please. She's gonna marry Putin next.

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@HorriblyJane You do follow @_AlexHirsch, right?

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@HorriblyJane Aw, I can't hate on you, Li'l Gideon!

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

YES

[Remove Trump @Remove_TrumpNow]

BREAKING: Right now, outraged Americans are engaging in civil disobedience in the Russell Senate Building, demanding the removal of Donald Trump from office #SwarmTheSenate #RemoveTrump

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@Mylkweed @RoguePOTUSStaff Thank you for not voting, then.

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

It me

[Cats on the bookshelf @CatsShelf]

“I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.” - Rudyard Kipling
Art: Walking in the snow by Anna Lee
#catquotes

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@ArlanaGaetz I feel your pain. I have a coworker who clears her throat every ten - fifteen seconds. (why yes, I have timed it).
Loudly.
For several years now.
And earplugs only help a little.
I pray for deafness.
#misophonia

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@Scaachi @scottdeveau Could be worse.
Could be a fedora. Or a MAGA hat.

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

And this is why, when my American friends ask if I'll ever move back to the USA, the answer is a resounding "NO".
Canada. The weather sucks, but the frostbite treatment is free.

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@Mylkweed @RoguePOTUSStaff So you're a Trump supporter.

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@blkumathurman @Mel_Ankoly @michaelharriot @TheSydneyA Speaking of Woody Allen, King is a huge fan.
Which is weird, you'd think he'd be all about exposing a story of a child rapist who pulls the wool over everyone's eyes for years, but nope. He loves the guy.

[Opal Binia has five eyes @OpalBinia]

@JadedCreative Of COURSE she's in HR.
It's not like they hire *humans* to fuck over employees.
#SmilingFaceBackStabber